Get-OwOfied

[get-owo-ed]

Crash.

[whitesunlars]

[rob-pattinson]

JESSICA CHASTAIN 2022 | Getting ready for the 94th Academy Awards (March 27)

[t-800]

yes i am watching the oscars (mutuals reactions on the dash)

[omgthatdress]

Evening Dress

1885

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[straightpeoplereceipts]

queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

queer housing groups are like:

“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.

we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.

you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.

we are looking for some who

is not mentally ill

is not disabled

will not be seen or heard

does not have friends

will wash dishes for us

you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.

we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)

people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.

*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”

i think this is the least appealing local queer housing post i’ve ever personally seen, but a close second was the one with a communal household sex dungeon in the laundry room

got multiple dms asking for evidence of the sex dungeon post so here you go

[mr-elementle]

[mcytblrconfessions]

the homestuck to dsmp pipeline is so real and everyone is ignoring it

[communist-grian]

now you lot use this wisely

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[get-owo-ed]

Just killed a woman, feeling good

[thatweirdnoise]

MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY MCC DAY

[pea-brained-idiot]

Crimeboys agr + Wilbur agr + Gen Loss connected universes send post

[hellolovelyscientist]

Is Firefox OK?

Mozilla’s privacy-heavy browser is flatlining. What it does next is crucial for the future of the web.

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

Despite some of its misses, Firefox still matters. Mozilla is pushing companies to be more private, and its key product is different at its core. The browser market is dominated by Google’s Chromium codebase and its underlying browser engine, Blink, the component that turns code into visual web pages. Microsoft’s Edge Browser, Brave, Vivaldi, and Opera all use adapted versions of Chromium. Apple makes developers use its WebKit browser engine on iOS. Other than that, Firefox’s Gecko browser engine is the only alternative in existence.

“This market needs variety,” Willemsen says. If Firefox diminishes further, there’ll be less competition for Chrome. “We need that difference for open internet standards, for the sake of preventing monopolies,” Willemsen says. Others agree. Everyone we spoke with for this story—inside and outside of Mozilla—says having Firefox flourish makes the web a better place. The trick is figuring out how to get there.

[swholli]

Download and start using Firefox if you don’t already, I made the switch back to Firefox after not using it for years and being a chrome person until 2020 and have never regretted it

[pitchou8910]

Huevember day 11!

[get-owo-ed]

Goin on a revenge/empowerment arc rn,

[emo-crowgirl]

Ranting about the slimecicle cinematic universe because it’s arguably better than the dream smp. Aka why Schlatt is the ultimate puppetmaster of the Slimecicle cinematic multiverse.

So Jschlatt is basically confirmed to have survived being destroyed by Charlie Slimecicle in “Minecraft but every five minutes there’s a natural disaster” and seems to be wandering the multiverse.

He appears before Charlie several times posing as a shopkeeper and is responsible for a large amount of things that happen in this universe.

The first time he appears, he addresses Charlie by name, despite Charlie mentioning that he has no clue who Schlatt is and offers Charlie some drugs that might not even be drugs but rather some unpronounceable substance that no mortal can comprehend, considering the fact the every attempt to speak it’s name gets redacted. He and his shop then disappear.

The second time he appears, he warns Charlie about some upcoming events, and keeps mentioning storms, possibly foreshadowing the fact that Schlatt is the same “Demon of the Storm” that’s able to control the weather and might even be the one causing the worsening natural disasters that plague Charlie as he attempts to reach day 100. He and his shop then disappear.

The third time he appears, he’s given up on appearing normal, and tells this Charlie about the events of “Minecraft but every five minutes there’s a natural disaster” (or “MBEFMTAND” for short ) before Charlie asks him what he is and he answers with complete gibberish that Charlie cannot understand, before offering him a golden apple.

This is very important because in “MBEFMTAND” Schlatt gives Charlie a golden apple before he begins destroying the world, which Charlie eats, causing him to become an entity similar to Schlatt, which we know because Charlie was the only person capable of standing against Schlatt and eventually banishing him.

But this isn’t the same Charlie as “MBEFMTAND”. This is a completely different universe with a completely different Charlie. We know this because this Charlie has no idea who Schlatt is even after he’s given a vision of the MBEFMTAND universe. This Charlie is also incapable of understanding Schlatt’s explanation of what he is, presumably because that is forbidden knowledge that cannot be understood by mortals. MBEFMTAND Charlie has already eaten the golden apple and would therefore be able to understand it.

After giving his uncomprehendible explanation, he offers this universe’s Charlie a golden apple which would presumably make Charlie into a being just like him, and probably make his explanation make sense instead of sounding like a random string of words.

And Charlie refuses to eat the apple.

Also worth mentioning now is the fact that Schlatt is responsible for just about everything that happens in this new universe.

In the beginning, the Scientist (he never mentions his name and is only referred to as “The Mad Scientist” in the credits) and Tommy created a machine called the Deus Project.

The Deus Project is capable of both accessing other universes and editing the main universe that it’s located in. During the first test, Tommy was sent to another universe that I’m just going to call “the zombie universe” and came back infected with a zombie virus, causing the apocalypse.

There are two things that I should mention about the zombie universe.

It can only be reached using the Deus Project.

The Deus Project is powered by the Deus Charge, which automatically locks onto the zombie universe and needs to be actively calibrated to prevent it from always accessing the zombie universe.

Schlatt is able to access the zombie universe at will and seems to be at his strongest when inside.

When Tommy came back from the zombie universe, he wasn’t just patient zero. He was something else entirely. Capable of commanding Zombies, summoning Zombies, turning himself invisible/teleportation using a mysterious potion and became completely immortal when outside the zombie universe. All of those things, especially the invisibility/teleportation potion, are things that Schlatt is capable of doing. We see him using invisibility in MBEFMTAND and he teleports him and his entire shop constantly. Schlatt also has connections to the zombie universe.

So there’s a good chance that Tommy made a deal with Schlatt while he was in the Zombie universe. Considering the fact that Charlie has no way back when he sends himself to the zombie dimension, that deal may have been how Tommy returned home.

Then there’s the Deus Charge.

The Deus Charge is presumably what allows the Deus Project to access and distort other realities. It automatically locks onto the zombie universe and requires special equipment to stop it from always sending things to the zombie universe.

This is a bit of a stretch, but keep in mind that Deus is the Latin word for god or deity, and it always connects to the zombie universe. Now who’s a god in the SCM (Slimecicle cinematic multiverse) with connections to the zombie universe?

That right, Schlatt.

So Schlatt may have been responsible for the creation of the Deus Project and the apocalypse it caused.

“But why is Schlatt even IN the zombie dimension anyways?” I hear none of you ask. Well, at the end of MBEFMTAND, Charlie banishes Schlatt from the realm, presumably sending him back to whatever godless dimension he came from, before ascending to godhood and trying to rebuild the world that Schlatt destroyed, leading to the events of “the hardest Minecraft difficulty”

Schlatt never appears in that dimension again, but does briefly resurface in another dimension, where “Minecraft but the blocks fight back” is taking place, presumably possessing or replacing the Schlatt that already existed there. He allows the Charlie of that universe to use his powers a couple times and eventually leaves on his own. However, this probably isn’t canon.

What I’ll consider canon in the SCM is anything that is considered a cinematic video. Meaning a longer video with actual lore.

Meaning that Minecraft but every 5 minutes there’s a natural disaster, the HARDEST Minecraft difficulty and We spent 100 days in a Minecraft hardcore apocalypse are the only real canonical parts of the SCM. Everything else is just referencing it.

“But where did Schlatt go when he was banished?” I still hear no one ask because no one but me actually cares about something this specific. Simple, he was sent to the zombie universe, and eventually either escaped on his own or convinced the Scientist and Tommy to build the Deus Project so he could escape through their universe.

Schlatt even influenced the people that Charlie interacted with over the course of the 100 days. Wizly, the wizard that Charlie meets near the end of his journey, is shown to be capable of accessing the zombie universe, and might have originally gotten his magic via a deal with Schlatt a couple thousand years ago.

He also gave the Scientist some of that eldritch substance he offered to Charlie, who used it on some zombies and created the rippers.

Schlatt was definitely the reason that the Deus Project exploded after being fixed. We’ve already established that he was responsible for at least some part of its creation, and he probably doesn’t like the idea of some random guy being able to bend reality at will. That’s HIS job.

And then there’s the very beginning of Charlie’s journey. When he wakes up in a zombie filled laboratory with no memory of how he got there. The laboratory looks similar to the Scientist’s lab, but the scientist didn’t create it. The laboratory also got completely annihilated by a meteor, Aka a natural disaster that Schlatt has control over. So Schlatt was most likely responsible for Charlie waking up at all.

But why?

So he can get Charlie to eat the apple.

Schlatt controls just about everything that happens during Charlie’s journey and eventually, on day 99, when Charlie is at his lowest point, he offers him the golden apple. The change to become a god just like him. To understand the true secrets of the universe.

And Charlie refuses.

So Schlatt makes sure that Charlie MAY see day 100, but he won’t see anything beyond it. Fixing the Deus Project just enough for Charlie to send himself and Tommy to the zombie universe, before watching Charlie be killed. Tying up every lose end that could prove his existence. The Scientist that he spoke to directly is dead, Tommy, who he made a deal with is dead and Charlie, who he spoke to and guided the most is dead.

He may have failed to get Charlie to eat the apple, but he still got the last laugh.

[an-inspired-eternity]

since alot of people in the tag have been asking and the playlist i see going around isnt uh. accurate

the main three slimecicle cinematic universe videos as of yesterday are: "minecraft but every 5 minutes theres a natural disaster", "the hardest minecraft difficulty" and "we survived 100 days in a zombie apocalypse"

however there are a couple less lore related videos that you could still count as being part of the scu, that being "minecraft but every block fights back" and "roll."

the former has schlatt and a couple references to the natural disaster mod video, but honestly is also just my favorite to watch because it isnt too long or emotionally taxing to sit through on a regular basis

(charlie's natural disaster mod video does also provide context for schlatt's behavior in tommy's natural disaster mod video)

you're welcome and have a nice viewing experience 👍