i delete stuff from your photos

my favourite thing to do is delete stuff from my friends photos and now im going to do it to you too its not meant to be good its meant to be silly

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: King Of Touys

[getdeletedlol]

no he's not

[iraffiruse]

Frozach Submitted

[followthebluebell]

Source: How Much Do Cats Actually Kill?

I did the math to figure out how many furry forest critters my one hunter cat actually killed. Here are the numbers:

She’s 10 years old, but she’s spent the last year as an inside only cat, so let’s mark her down as 9 years old. As an indoor-outdoor cat, she averaged around 4 kills a week. According to this study, she was probably killing 16 per week. At least.

There are 52 weeks in a year, so my cat was killing around 832 moles, voles, rats, and mice per year.

At 9 years old, her kill count was most likely around 7,488.

I’m lucky that she only went after rodents and not endangered animals. With a kill rate like that, this one cat could’ve wiped out an entire species.

And that’s just one cat.

[janeforest]

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[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[byjove]

life is a stage and brother I’m struggling through my second act

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[teioh]

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[itsoofluffy]

Little beaver taking a little sip

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[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

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[weirdmageddon]

[slizigizard]

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[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

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[lindsaychrist]

[thickness-protection-program]

Table Stiff our LGBT warrior ♥️

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[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

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[thelovelyseas]

by Mark Harris

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[doggosource]

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[ratfuck]

it was the last place he could go to get away from the LA gangs

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