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#OMGOMOGMOGMOGMFPKMVEOKFGNWIRUFN #KANEJ IS SO BACK #I LOVE GHEM SO MUCH

where are the Too Little Too Late edits of Rhys before Feyre’s wedding. do i have to do everything in this fandom?

#acotar #feyre archeron #rhysand #tamlin #guys pls i cant edit #sarah j maas #acomaf #my favorite animal is rhys crashing out before feyres wedding

linguistanora

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it

killerplink

Life lately 🧍🏻‍♀️

#i literally can not do this anymore #but i will #because i have to

skaiplana

Girls when translation is always an act of violence, but it can also be an act of love

#emotionally destroyed by this stupid book about languages and colonialismo

chronictranssexuality

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

#we owe each other respect and basic human decency

my favorite romantic trope is when one of them wants the other so bad and its painfully obvious but the other refuses to see the big neon sign right in front of them….peak romance

#this post is about maomao and jinshi in the apothecary diaries #everyone can tell he likes her but she does not give a shit #the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #jinmao #she has better things to do #like her job

notrobinsomethingworse

Oh so you like good dad Bruce? How’s your relationship with your dad going?

#dont call me out like that #what did i ever do to you?#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfam

itsgarbageboy

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

opossum-arts

jon sims (you know, the character?) but the only thing he archiving is ao3 lemme know if this au sucks.

#in reading a the hell outta that fic

roaming-pinata

Everyone is all up in arms just cause Jon retraumatized some ppl by taking their statement. Sorry he was hungry????? He was feeling a bit peckish????? God forbid a girl have a sweet treat

#God forgive a girl has a sweet treat is the most hilarious shit I've ever read #your honor he wasjust hungry

logy-kot

"Sorry sir, you have 👁️" "I see"

#i will never get tired of the i/eye see jokes regarding jon #ITS SO FUNNY PLEASEEEE

invertedmoth

listening to the magnus archives and theyre mean to jon for something he literally can’t control

#proud to say i was never a jon hater #never a jon defender either #but not even the apocalypse was his fault #everyone was so quick to blame him for everything

cronchy-cryptid

TMA Headcanon/Thought experiment with a bit of Season 5 spoilers

I like the idea of Season 5 Jon talking to Season 1 Jon, and 5!Jon has to sit his past self down to explain in his best way the events that will inevitably unfurl. Like the struggle of not being able to explain everything and being too vague and ominous for 1!Jon to understand.

And while the whole encounter is somewhat confusing and a bit jarring for our skeptic 1!Jon, the most jarring thing 5!Jon tells him is that he needs to be kinder to Martin as he deserves everything the world has to give and them some. That that man means more to him than any person could comprehend. Like, It's obvious 5!Jon loves Martin, but 1!Jon is like That could mean anything... I'm sure it's not what I think it is.

But that idea is shattered when 5!Martin, who was talking to 1!Martin in the other room over comes in, gives 5!Jon a kiss, grabs his hand and they both leave.

Even better, 5!Martin sees how rattled 1!Jon is and just to be a little shit, picks 5!Jon up bridal style to leave. 1!Jon's mind can be heard exploding as they do so. 5!Martin then goes back to pass the room he was talking to 1!Martin just to show him like, "Look who we pulled". 1!Martin goes beat red.

Also, I want to know how similar Lonely!Martin and 5!Martin's conversation from 186 would be compared to 5!Martin and 1!Martin. I think it would be similar, but 5!Martin might be a bit more gentle than Lonely!Martin was.

#write it #write the fanfic