Get Ready to Rock

[easternsanarise]

ʷᵒᵃʰ ᵃᶰ ᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˢʸ ʳᵉᵖᵒʳᵗ

[best-of-memes]

[racingdaylight-blog]

FUCKIN SALE

[brodorokihousuke]

Phoenix: (Looks like I have to present that piece of evidence.)

Me: (What? What piece of evidence? How do you expect me to read your mind, Wright?)

[geeneelee]

phoenix wright facts must sound like some chuck norris facts level bs, but REAL*

*(if prone to some exaggeration)

“phoenix wright defeated manfred von karma with a parrot and a cryptid…and then proved HIM guilty with a metal detector!”

“phoenix wright feel 40 feet into rapids, survived, and only needed one day to sleep off the cold he got before he was back in court!”

“the only time phoenix wright lost a case, he cross-examined an assassin and then the chief prosecutor came back from the dead!”

“phoenix wright was framed and then spent seven years stalking the guy for the perfect opportunity for revenge!”

“phoenix wright swallowed a bottle of poison, glass and all, when he was in college!”

“phoenix wright got hit by a car, flew 30 feet through the air, hit a phone pole and then walked it off!”

“phoenix wright overthrew a dictator!”

“phoenix wright defended an ORCA!”

but then if you ever meet him he’s just

[ribellenm]

Nick———！

[mangotcha]

[hawkscape]

Every Phoenix Wright Case

Witness: He walked in and shot the guy

What actually happened:

[brodorokihousuke]

I actually wheezed

[aceattorneigh]

proof that Turnabout Big Top was one big fever dream

[the-other-cross-san]

Miles Edgeworth here urging you to wash your hands!

[sabur0]

10/10 writing right there

[ace-attorney-shitpost]

“If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.”

- Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright

[milaza]

[intobarbarians]

i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women

calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up

men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age

how everyone can see so much of those women in them

how they should be proud to carry that influence with them

[imsopopfly]

[raeseddon]

Ow my fucking heart.

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Alternatively:

Blackquill: Hmph, you DEFENSE ATTORNIES, all you care about is the money you can scam out of your clients……

Phoenix:

[forksthousands]

before the first turnabout

[ticcytx]

Otp Challenge: Day 7, Cosplaying

And for the whole week after: