Lost and Found

[disasteracesstuff]

Saw this on TikTok

[strange-house-art]

Jester hours

[plastiboo]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[si-lee-me]

[pneumaturgo]

Leonora Carrington (1917-2011), Tarot, Major Arcana.

[mosertone]

Luring the Sun into the Woods by Anna Mond

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[awkwardarbor]

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

[thebobblehat]

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

[blackmormon-blog]

I only liked this for the gif

[saint-augustines-pears]

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

[girlmuppet]

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yeah hang on

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!

oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

[dragonforsale]

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

[shadowblinder]

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[artofjim]

handsomest insect award goes to

[occultfamily]

ó̵̲̳͔̱͍̙͖͕͈̄̒̿̃̕̕͝ͅm̸̧̧̡̛̛̙̻̭̘̲͇̦̣͚̑̍̐͋̏̓͑̉̄̈́̒̀͝ņ̸̧̦̙͚̺̘͔͈̟͎͓̱͔͆̿̄͐͊͒̋͋̈́̎̑̽̓͝͠ḯ̵̟̰̝͐͛̊̒̄͆͂͝͝ľ̷̨̬̙̤̯̟̟̖̱̰̥̪͑̀́̀̀͑̋̄͛͘ơ̶̥͋̑̏͑̅̈̓͛͂͝͠͠r̸̛̳̭̱̙̮̻͈͈̼̼̩̲̠̆͗̈́͌͛͌͘͠͝d̶̯͕̙̰̼̦̄̈̄̉̂̈́̓̈́̀̽ ̷̨̨̖̟̖̤̤͗̓́́̈́̎̃̆͋̃̕̕͝͠ṟ̵̡̙̼̜͉͓̥͎̹̮͕̽͑̑͆̎͐̂ȩ̸̡̛͎͔͈̬̉͊̍͝b̶̨̤̻͈̮̩̳̪̰̺̬͌͑̄͗̂̆̄̈́̀̆̄͜͠ů̵͇̗̗̒̐̄̅́̉͒̃̓͝ĭ̴̮̜̖͕͕l̸̢̧̙̼̟̪̳̮̪̜̠̳͌̾̓̔́̾͒͐͂̽͂͗̾͘͜͜͝d̸͇̪͈̫͓̗͖̝̗̔̓̂͒̃͌̈̎͑̀̎̈́͑͘͜s̷̛͕̈́̃̉̓͌̓̎̇ ̸̤̻̙̙͍͓͙͓̐̄͆̌̅͛͌̂̊̂͒͘͜c̶̺͎͎̫͎̿̐͑̄̏͗͂i̶̤̳͕͔̹̱̙̥̦̓ͅt̴̢̡̛̞̫̙͉̪̰̳̞̔͒̏̎̀̏͒͆̈̊̇į̴̨̛̫͉͇̖̙̰̲͓͙͔́͐̒̆̋̐̽͑̒͐́̕͜ȩ̵̡̠̜͉̮͕͉́s̸͇̬͎̯͈͚̖͉̱͔̣͔͓̾̾̓̈́͂̃̿̓͠ ̶̤̙͓̣͕̝̩͖̣̇̑̉̌͜t̷̙͙͙̮̙̺̥̳̲̻͈̎̄̈́̓̇̐̐͒͜͝͠ͅͅͅh̸̰͉͕͍̘̲̲̔̊̈́̊͑̒͆̈̈́̄̉a̴̢̛̖̫̼͖̪͖̝̱̯̹͂̄͊̀̈́̾t̷̳̟̜̼̾̊͊̈͂̕ ̶̨͍̝̗̞̜͇̻̟̟̝͈̩̀̓̌à̶̡͖͈̫̳͉̼̥̫̟̦̪͓̀̔̌̽͛͌̒̐̐̈͜r̴̢̨̧̛̪̖͖̠̲͚̝̞̞͙̜͛̓̐͆̉̑̀ȇ̶̻͈̯̜͚̳̩̜͖͒̀͒̌̂̄̐́̋͘͘͜ ̴̲͓͓̾̎̇̉̔̽̃̃̉b̵̫̯͇̰́̉͐̔̂̀̈́͑̃̀̃̕͠͠ŗ̸̤̝̠͚͚̦͓̬̣̽̃͆͊̊͒̈́̏͗̃̕̕̕͝͠ơ̷͉̳͎̞͓̪̠̠͉̺̫̝̮͐̀̋͗͑̆͝k̶̛̪͔͔̘͛́̑͛̀͑́͘͝e̵͓̰̠̩͒̀͋̊̈́͂͌̒͋̔̃͂͘͘͠ͅͅn̶̨̼̞̹͛͐́̏̀̕̕

[therobotmonster]

I remastered 70 images from the 1863 edition of the Dictionnaire Infernal-

-including the majority of Loiuis Le Breton’s illustrations which would later be used in the Lesser Key of Solomon (”Cali” was left out because… yikes). Each image is in PNG format and has been processed, cleaned, and up-scaled to a uniform 3000px on the longest side.

The entire collection is available through my Drivethrurpg store, as a “pay what you want” item, so you can get it for free if you like, or leave a little tip in the jar for the image revision.

All images are in the public domain and can be used in any project, commercial or personal. 

[therobotmonster]

I remastered another 461 images on top of the ones above.

Broken up into four Collections. Each is available for a $1 download (the first collection is still a pay-as-you-like). 

Previews of the remastered images can be seen here.

Click here for the art packs.

[surrealtiktoks]

[nuka-rockit]

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river