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IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we’re gonna talk about it https://youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

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gerardwaysbob

16 years together <3

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

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alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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Bad dreams, eighth year 🍊 gifted to @faiell

Phantom pain shoots through his scar, heart knocking in his chest. His eyes strain hard against the still blackness. Suffocating, Harry panics. Where’s Ron? Hermione? He’s in the tent, alone; the cupboard, alone. He cries out for them, cries out for- for Sirius—but then a pair of hands finds him, holds him, pulling him tight against another warm body, stroking through his hair again and again, and again, until he remembers: he’s in their dormitory, his and Malfoy’s, and it’s eighth year, at Hogwarts. It’s eighth year, and it’s over.

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my friends and I made powerpoints about whatever we wanted and presented them to each other today. here is myÂ joke presentation (that is 100% serious ð¥´) that I made to teach them about my current brainrot

please view it in presentation mode so you can see the transitions/animations! link below cut

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umi2008

Hell yeah I’m all here for the dramione slander !!

cottoncandyofterror

I’ve just watched this amazing movie about two soccer players falling in love, called ‘Mario’ (it’s on Netflix!) and it’s honestly one of the best told love stories I’ve ever seen. It’s tender, intimate, slow and the chemistry between the two actors is shattering. Go watch it!

And I couldn’t help myself but to take some frames and drarry them.

simpin4urart

Simple. Stylish. Fantastic. A superb reminder of how much can be expressed through monochrome. A lesson in subtlety and that I don’t need to overthink things when it comes to panel layout. Let the moments rest. Let them breathe. Comic panels convey time and the vibe of the moment. There’s no need to scrunch everything up into one page. There’s a beauty and purpose to drawing things out. Again this is a fabulous reminder to not overdo it. The stark white background in most panels makes the subjects the clear focus both visually and emotionally. The line work is soft and sketchy. It doesn’t need to be perfect and in this case sharp lines would just ruin the vibe.

getthesaltbeforeitstoolate

I saw the first few frames and I was like, "this reminds me of Mario..." Beautiful. Bless.

mishacollins

Jesus, here we go again… Sorry, Internet.

eitlean

I’m just saying it would be absolutely hilarious if after 15 years of baiting Misha and Jensen kissed on Kripke’s OTHER show

thief-of-eggs

“who’s the top??” “who’s the bottom?” “blank is such a bottom-“ “so and so is taller so they’re the top-“ listen guys. it’s whichever one has a harder time being vulnerable. that’s the bottom