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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
PR's Tumblrdome
if i look back, i am lost
romaâ
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Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
blake kathryn
occasionally subtle
Andulka
Show & Tell
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
ellievsbear
Sade Olutola
seen from Poland
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Tunisia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Nepal
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seen from Singapore
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seen from Iraq
@gf-on-the-toad
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
iâm sorry i couldnât help myselfÂ
Not gonna not reblog thisâŚ.
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
*muffled screams*
I had to
Why are these showers prettier than I am jeezes heck
Yâall rich bitches sleeping on this gem
Iâve been looking for this post for so long!!!
Ah yes, let me just douse my naked body with Darth Vaderâs tears. 2020, such a magical time
Is this a polar bear or a grizzly
Yes. (They can mix and the offspring can produce viable offspring,soâŚ. Make of that what you will.)
Pizzly bears
no donât make that of it
Thatâs what theyâre called
Happy new year!
I know I canât help having food restrictions
But I hate how people act when I say I canât eat certain things or eat at certain places. I honestly would love to go to the tavern with you and eat hot wing- I truly truly do- I just canât.
And the waitstaff- when I have to ask if gluten is in something, they roll their eyes and huff off and ask the chef, or occasionally go, âshouldnât you know?â But ingredients change in dishes from place to place and I just donât want to spend two hours in the bathroom later.
I just⌠I hate having food restrictions.
When I'm trying to make the gluten free version of something
When people inform me of all the things I canât eat
My response:
Fat-phobia does so much damage.
When you hear someone tell someone else about their new diet or how they need to lose weight, does it make you sad? Does it make you think? Or is it just too normal in our society? Why should we worry about some strangerâs weight? You know you only say something to the over weight person and not the skinny person. No one ever comments on my weight except doctors. I am 5'7"ish and i weigh (on a good day) 113 pounds fully clothed. I am tiiiiiny. I know i am. People used to tell me how they wish they had my waist. Now? They tell me they wish they had my disease. I am not kidding. They say they wish they had my autoimmume disease so they could be skinny like me. I eat 5+ meals a day with snacks inbetween and cannot gain weight because the damage my disease did to my lower intestines makes it difficult for me to absorb nutrients. I am as another person with Celiac disease put it âessentially starving with a full stomachâ. If you know someone with celiac disease, you know how awful the sypmtoms can be. The vomiting, excruciating pain, the muscle weakness, and many other symptoms. If i ate something with gluten recently, i often have trouble lifting my arms and forget walking long distances. But people tell me they wish they had my autoimmune disease with the symptoms and the body attacking itself and they proneness to illnesses just to be skinny. Our society is so toxic that i have been told more than once and by multiple people that they wish they had a fucking autoimmune disease just to be skinny.
A little known circle of hell is one where youâre a celiac and youâre at a party where literally everything has gluten
At the Cakehouse
Customer: which cake would you recommend?
Me:(alright, we trained this! Copy the others. Ready, set, go!) I really like the soft Swedish Applecake but if you like it a little sweeter perhaps the nut and marzipan cake would be your choice. Then there is the cheesecake with Baiser, it's very refreshing compared to the creamy cakes you see above.
Present-Me and the past-me-who-paid-attention-to-my-coworkers-selling-cake
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I CAN CHEAT
Even just a little?
The other day I refused a cookie
... and some girl gave me the nasty eye. She said just because I donât eat them does not exclude me from cookie-duty and when I explained her why I never eat any of their sweets (celiac disease and stuff) she said: âWell, I eat 50% glutenfree too, being healthy and all, but still that is not that bad.âÂ
Then she started telling me how to do my shit and where to find nice food...
Because itâs not like Iâm a celiac veteran, living âround âbout 14 years with it, no!?
When people discover my celiac and turn regretful for eating in front of me
My reation when I am glutened
Beause where would I be, if I would not take it with humor?Â
Priorities after you go gluten free
WHEN I REQUEST A GLUTEN FREE MENU AND GET MET WITH SNIDE LOOKS:
When people inform me of all the things I canât eat
My response:
