It has been many years...

ghost friend

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[organicmatter]

Thinking about the pacific water shrew. Mammal of all time

[homunculus-argument]

my tumblr feed is a thing of beauty

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[bobbyfagbright]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[shinosarna]

Saving it whenever I need to draw rat anthros

[homunculus-argument]

A video game where the whole concept is that you're in a city, and you've got a pressure washer. You can pressure wash anything. Just pick a random object, wall, car, pavement, statue, go "hmm, I wonder what colour that thing used to be?" and then you just run the washer over it, slowly and neatly and not missing a spot, very calm, very soothing, very relaxing. If you aim it at people, they get mad at you. If you aim it on squirrels or very small dogs they explode. People don't like that either. If enough people get mad at you, the cops will start chasing you. You're fine for as long as they don't catch you. If you find a good hiding spot, they give up looking for you eventually. You can pull up a manhole cover and hide in the sewer. Chilling there for a bit. Pressure washing the walls. Pssshooooom.

[calcifiedgravity]

Then you try pressure washing an old statue / historic building and an angry art conservator comes to yell at you. You can't outrun them. They're always right behind you. When you stop running they start their monologue all over again. The only way to get rid of them is to listen to their lecture.

There's a secret option to kiss them to shut them up. Depending on how you treated them before this, you might be getting sued for sexual harassment or going on a date.

[tichelcain]

i like to think that stephanie meyer told herself “the worst they can say is no” over and over in the mirror before asking mcr about the twilight soundtrack

the worst they could say was not no.

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[sesh]

[sesh]

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[v171]

I do this to my dog and she does NOT like it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[muppetebbtide]

scrolled past the new chappell look too fast and thought it was rincewind

[fortjester]

hang on lemme look smth up

[fortjester]

yea alright that's funny

[omtai]

It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind

[vamptits]

just got really scared can you say something else

[omtai]

I can’t. I can’t do anything.

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont mean to be a burden but imagine tigger from disneys winnie the pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail LOL

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post