kalen

they/he, 23, just a lizard online

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[flythesail]

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

[honeygrandpa]

LOVE IS STORED IN THE KITCHEN PT 1/?

our beautiful life when it’s filled with shrieks by christopher citro, perhaps the world ends here by joy harjo, kerrylockwood on instagram, the egg-eaters by hilde goossens, @3000s on tumblr, art by tomoko hara @tomokohara, a pot of red lentils by peter pereira, bread and soup by diane fraser, @grebcomics, from a letter to donald windham by tennessee williams

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[calware]

of course, sorry about that. here is a censored version!

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[headspace-hotel]

I was thinking about the healing crystals thing again, and why aren't there rocks that make your life worse instead of better?

like, if there are crystals that spiritually heal me and improve my relationships, it seems like there should be some that make me sexually frustrated, attract toxic people into my life, increase my anxiety, and scare away my spirit guides. I think that would be both logical and funny.

...Anyway I was on wikipedia and there are lots of minerals and rocks.

Why did I do this

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

waldemar kazak

[angstytwat]

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb

[weltenwellen]

Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka: 1914-1923

[typodescript]

[text ID: December 20. Suffered much in my thoughts. end ID]

[suigintou]

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

[imagefragrance]

cant stop saying “fair enough”..... every time someone speaks im like..... wow..... fair enough

[boymiffy]

summer is for loneliness and eating fruit and warm rain at night

[chromaticabrasions]

obsessed with this

[gowns]

i’m at the pizza hut

i’m at the mortuary

i’m at the combination pizza hut and mortuary

[valtsv]

[xefros-tritoh]

its that time of year again folks

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[pointnclick]

im going to post old cat images now

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[anonymous-ivplay]

@world-heritage-posts