“Is This Real? Am I Still Here?”

» Mun : Ghost // Graham « Multi - Muse Blog. Semi selective. Asks welcome!

[ghosteizz]

-                                                                                                                               

PINNED POST!

rules muses

[machspeak]

CLONE HIGH STARTERS.

“Remember how excited I was to see the movie “American Pie” that I didn’t sleep the night before? And remember that scene where the guy has sex with the pie? Well, I don’t. Because I fell asleep in the theatre.” 

“ Ah yeah, but I’m kinda giving my son’s eulogy right now.”

“Listen, we’ve all done things we’re not proud of after a good cross country meet, but that riot was unacceptable.”

“Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!”

“Are you A: handsome; B: smart; C: scrap metal; or D: all of the above?”

“Coffee? Anyone for - coffee anyone?

 “All right, sorry. I like cotton candy.”

“Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It’s a Ferris wheel.”

“So I guess what I’m trying to say is - plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag.”

“ Well, that’s discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump in my parents’ bed?”

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old friend, underage drinking. So, we meet again. How are you, underage drinking? Besides illegal!”

“I bet these aren’t even real crab, are they!”

“I stand corrected.”

“ Look, we kissed. And I don’t want to exaggerate the importance of it, but we’re going to be together forever.”

“ Dammit! I haven’t been to the Olive Garden in, like, forever!”

“Go away, Sigmund Freud.”

“You’re wet. Allow me to dry you off… with my pants!”

“Hark! I just heard a word that starts with an S, ends with an S, and has a “lut” inside. A “lut” of me!”

“Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!”

“I’m an albatross! I’m an albatross! I’m flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings, flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings…”

“ Your friend should listen to her heart. I’m not programmed to wink but if I were programmed to wink I would have winked when I said your friend.”

“ All celebrities are completely hairless. They put the eyebrows on during editing to make sure the actors make the right facial expressions.”

“ Getting into a new show can be a little uncomfortable, but once you get into the rhythm of it you’ll be on your knees begging for more.”

“When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons. “

“ Hey, take a hit, relax! God’s message can be a total trip. But ya know you gotta do what he tells you eh, because God has a plan for all of us. A painful, painful plan.”

“ Am I… dying?”

“ That is a good question, scary androgynous white guy, and I would like to reply by taking my shirt off.”

“ Hey, check out this extra flappy skin on my elbow. What is that?”

“ Now, I love you both. One in a completely platonic way, the other with a fiery passion that most people know but once in a lifetime. By the way, that one’s not you, [NAME 1]; it’s [NAME 2]. 

 “ For my rebuttal, I would like to dramatically gesture to this death-defying skateboard ramp behind me.”

“Once I transplant these brainwave transmitters into the clones brains I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell.”

“I’m a number four!”

“ "Now Mario’s dead… I’m killing everyone! Oh, why couldn’t [ NAME ] have had three lives like Mario?” “

“I said piss… glue! I’m so mad I could piss glue!”

“I thought you were dead. I shot you for biting me so much.”

“Oh my God. He was genetically engineered with a zipper! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.“”

STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE!

Oh, I’m a failure! A failure! I’m so disorganized! 

I start to dial, but I never call anyone back!

“You should see my car! It’s a mess. I’m a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home,every time! All I want is a free sandwich.”

“STAMOS!!”

“I… can taste… the sun! [Laughs wildly]”

“Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!”

“What a jerk! Napoleon’s got some sort of a complex. I don’t know what it is, but man.”

“ Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I’ll call you.”

“He’s dead! I just got in a coffin with a dead body!”

“ Welcome aboard. Your death row name is… Silky Butterfly.”

“ Ba, ba ba ba, who’s got the legs? Me, that’s who, me! “

“ Oooh, yeah… if you could just do it now? Your son will still be dead when you come back.”

“ She’s attractive, smart, athletic, good looking, she’s hot, photogenic, she takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I admire her commitment to community service.”

“ Fellow Americans, as we weave the fabric of our nation back together, I say to you: try the churros.”

“ Ponce de León was my best friend. He left me these pants. They’re Ponce’s pants… Ponce’s pants.”

“ The moon is chasing me. Everywhere I go, there he is! Knock it off, moon! I’m comin’ up there! “

“ Behold! The soothing power of this enchanted sweater vest! BEHOLD IT !”

“ My film is really coming along. I’m doing an autobiography called The Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Best.”

“ Hello, revelers! I am Captain Lavender, and this is my common-law wife, Rain Melon. “

“ I was into everything. Weed, grass, ganja, reefer, marijuana, mary-jane. I did it all. I even smoked pot once!”

“ As my clone father once so eloquently said: “Fervently, we do prawn.” Prawn? No, that can’t be right. Something about a scourge?”

“ Fine, whatever, this random dog is your new president.”

“ Think of it as an opportunity for building community. Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat! Yowww! Everybody get naked! “

“ How do you like that Berry Blast? And by Berry Blast I mean a blast to your berries! Ehahaha! Pun thief! “

“ Well maybe everything’s changed, only you haven’t changed, so you’re the one who’s changed, because it’s all relative!”

“ He’d also like you to believe he’s not a baby eater, but he’s never gone on record saying he isn’t. Maybe he’s too busy EATING BABIES. “

“Our son would never do drugs. In an unrelated story, he’s been missing for four days.”

“I can stay UP all night LONG. I, ah, accentuated the UP, and also the, ah, LONG, for what I hope are, ah, obvious reasons.”

[parismemes]

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

[ghosteizz]

Greetings and salutations! Would Yellow be kind enough to tell us a bit about themselves? -🩹

The yellow crewmate waved, then quickly took their helmet off, seeming quite happy.

“I’m Benny! But my fellow crewmates call me Yellow. My favourite food is scrambled eggs, my favourite colour is... you guessed it.. yellow!” They snicker, “Most of the time I’m fixing the wires and redirecting power to certain areas, but it’s definitely not unusual if I’m doing something else. I assume most crewmates are supposed to be good at most tasks, so I’ll have to learn quick.” They took a breath, before speaking a little slower.

“Fun facts.. I’m Ambidextrous, meaning I can write and play sports with both hands. Pretty handy.” Yellow laughed for a moment, appreciating their own pun. “I am five feet, six inches tall.. ah,” Yellow ran a hand through their scruffy, black hair. “I think my favourite part of a day in the ship is the whole day. Just looking out into the big, endless emptiness whenever I want. And the stars, ah.. I like watching stars sometimes.”

They cleared their throat. “When I was a kid, at any opportunity I got, I would look at the stars in the sky. I knew I wanted to be with them. I said I’d like to visit them. My mother said I was dreaming. Of course I was, I was a dreamer.. Ah.. if she saw me today, I like to think she would be proud..” Yellow hummed, a smile on their face.

[ghosteizz]

I really hope tumblr isn’t just eating asks.

[dragonheadskilax]

BATTLESONG_SANITYAURA = "Theater makes me fidgety.",

BATTLESONG_FIRERESISTANCE = "I once burned my vest before seeing a play. I call that dramatic ironing.",

BATTLESONG_INSTANT_TAUNT = "I'm afraid I'm not a licensed poetic."

Wilson ADHD moments

[bunneiz]

my bf is a jfk kin

[bunneiz]

[ghosteizz]

BABE???

[ghosteizz]

For: Mr Li- I mean,,, Maxwell. Talk abt Wilson.

The man squinted, a bit concerned for what they were going to say before correcting themself.

“..Higgsbury is.. Hm.” He thought about his words. “I thought of him as weak and unfit for the challenges He faced, at some point, yes. And I was right for a while. And that wasn’t a good thing, back then.” The man sighed.

Maxwell mentally noted the page he was on, and closed the cursed book he had been reading earlier.

“He’s.. not the brightest, but certainly not the dumbest.. I will say, his food choice is horrid.” The magician frowned just from thinking about it. “That man would eat slime off the ground if it spared him another day. Not very classy. You’d assume a man like him would have some limits.”

He hummed, trying to think of something else to say.

“He’s also mildly obsessed with his hair. As if anything else here isn’t a problem for him. It just looks like he’s going for a “I-just-electrocuted-myself” kind of look, but a little calmer.” Maxwell crossed one leg over the other. “Maybe it’s all those failed experiments that keep his hair like that..”

“But, we all have our possessions, or how we like things..” He briefly looked down to the rose in his pocket. “I assume we sympathise with each other, somehow. The things he’s faced, my kind ‘greetings’ to him in the past..”

“I don’t blame him if he holds all of it against me.” Maxwell looked to the firepit, getting up and tossing a log in. “Hope that satisfies.”

[bunneiz]

Guess I’m dead to you then 😤

BABE....

[ghosteizz]

Yee haw

[ghosteizz]

[ Muse List has been Updated! ]

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person!

[ghosteizz]

can we kiss

yes pls

[bunneiz]

if u play trumbone are u a sans kin. discuss

[labors]

“are you okay?” well, no, but like where is the conversation going to go if i say that

[leneemusing]

send me a line of dialogue your muse would say to mine

as long or short as you want! create an original sentence prompt specifically for our muses’ dynamic

[rpmusings-galore]

“ How do you feel? “                  I  feel  cold. 

                           I  feel  empty.

                I     FEEL    [ N O T H I N G ]

[wtnvgenerator]

the fact that science exists is validating