GhostMerc

Take a guess, mate.

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"sir, the children are misbehaving again."

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[soljos2023]

[destroyscythe-heck]

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

[memecucker]

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

[solipseismic]

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

[sraithpics]

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

[digital-magus]

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

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[urhajos]

Light and drawing, Nikita Busyak

[poetryforplebs]

The Creator of the Universe leans down so that a child, once and again, may say, like a butterfly against skin, “I’m afraid.”

The Creator of the Universe does not frown, does not even shout. Instead, He leans further down to take His child’s hand.

[twospice]

ahahahahah

fear

[harmleikurdraws]

Whole slepless Bruce saga can be found under otp: bruce/sleep tag

[lisasyl-deactivated20190922]

that one person who always catches you doing something stupid

[joshpeck]

God

[letzternachtzug]

“I have noticed that when all the lights are on, people tend to talk about what they are doing – their outer lives. Sitting round in candlelight or firelight, people start to talk about how they are feeling – their inner lives. They speak subjectively, they argue less, there are longer pauses. To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative. I have my best ideas at dawn or at nightfall, but not if I switch on the lights – then I start thinking about projects, deadlines, demands, and the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions, things that need to done, not a background to thought.”

— Why I adore the night, by Jeanette Winterson (via lostpolaroids)

[omghotmemes]

What do you call the opposite of deja vu?

[evidenceofabsence]

*loses my mind in the most silent way ever*

[lux-astralis]

I wish fandom would be treated like the lighthearted niche hobby it is and not like… a form of political activism which you must use to show off how woke you are

[whore4batfam]

Masterpost

Greatest Hits

In which Brucie receives an award

“Do as I say, not as I do”

Batkids + subtle ways of getting attention

G-rated name-calling

Jason Todd: Overdramatic Child

Crybaby Jason

In which Damian grows a couple inches

Bruce and Damian + Languages

Trolling Batman

The First Child

Young Dick

Officer Grayson

Jason Todd Death: Reality

Batbrat Nicknames

Pity the Youngest

Establishing Knowledge

Batkids Character Traits

WE Internship

In which Selina wins

Keep reading

[ghostmerc]

God has me on a leash with a muzzle on hand.

And it's a damn good thing He does.

[ghostmerc]

The amount of times I silently ask for someone to shoot me in the face is uncountable