Call Me Bee

a blog with nothing but random shit. idk why you're here but enjoy your stay.

[ghosty-bee]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: DCMK

Pairing: KaiShin

Word count: 44359

Chapters: 1/1 (completed)

Summary:

Ravens are a sign of misfortune and an omen of death. So why was Kaitou KID seen with one on his arm at a heist?

Shinichi knew, of course; he was that very same raven, after all. If only his curiosity hadn't gotten the better of him for once; then maybe he wouldn't be in the middle of this mess.

Or

An AU where Shinichi has the ability to shift forms and accidentally befriends Kaito as a raven. Kaito doesn't know his new raven friend is actually Shinichi. Things spiral from there.

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More self promotion! This is a fic I'm actually pretty proud of? If it interests you, please give it a try!

[papayafromtv]

CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD THROUGH THE BATKID COM LINES MASTERPOST (ENTRIES 1-60)

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 (league days) part 8 (league days) part 9 part 10 part 11 part 12 (league days) part 13 part 14 part 15 part 16 part 17 part 18 part 19 part 20 part 21 (league days) part 22 part 23 part 24 (league days) part 25 part 26 part 27 part 28 part 29 part 30

part 31 part 32 part 33 part 34 part 35 part 36 (league days) (part 1) part 37 (league days) (part 2) part 38 part 39 (part 1) part 40 (part 2) part 41 part 42 part 43 part 44 part 45 part 46 part 47 part 48 part 49 part 50 part 51 part 52 part 53 part 54 part 55 part 56 part 57 part 58 part 59 part 60 (part 1)

(ENTRIES 61-?? HERE)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Robin see, robin do

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[cowsnotcrows]

Time to be weird and scary with big bro!

based on the trend from twitter (I think I’m not on there lmao)

[welshj03]

The video game screen trend but with Ghost! I love both versions :D

+Referenced parts of Brick lane for 2009 and Akihabara for 2022, Thank you google earth 🤣

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[whatevererr]

the thing about the one piece adaptation is that it doesn’t take itself seriously in the sense of trying to make things more realistic or grounded or grimdark but it DOES take itself seriously in the sense of everyone putting their whole pussy into treating cwazy hair stupid weapon silly name world as the reality the characters are in and one that has real emotional stakes and it kind of rules

[ghosty-bee]

It's not so much as trying to make the world of One Piece realistic as it is being so over the top with every zany detail in the background that you just have to permanently suspend your disbelief to get through it. Every nonsensical thing you catch a glimpse of MUST be accepted at face value because it will never be addressed or explained; we've already moved on.

Every set is a living and breathing thing of culture clashes and complex histories and daring tales, and we will never get to know any of it, because the world of One Piece is an entire planet that is lived in and experienced.

I love One Piece and I love the passion the live action continues to dedicate to this wonderful, ridiculous world.

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[waterme-stories]

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

[hatsbuckets]

Johnny buys a custom friendship necklace with those parts that are magnetic and latch together.

It was a stupid joke really. Saying they'd always stick together. That they need each other. He bought it from a kid making jewelry on his street.

It's a four piece one. Each corner is a necklace charm. This way, as the kid explained it to him, "no one gets left out and they need all four pieces to complete the heart."

Johnny gave it to them one random Thursday, like the silly joke it was supposed to be

Now, Simon wears his under his mask when he's home. Likes when the cool metal rubs his neck. He doesn't like to wear it on missions for fear he'll lose it.

Kyle wears his everyday and adamantly refuses to take it off. Even in the showers.

Price wears his on rougher days. Lets his fingers wear it smooth when he's nervous before a call with brass.

Johnny's stays where it was gently hung around the lip of his urn.

[fowlfics]

the laws of tragedies, by @annabelle--cane

[elizariaa]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John “Soap” MacTavish/Simon “Ghost” Riley Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, John “Soap” MacTavish Additional Tags: Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Epistolary, Captain John “Soap” MacTavish, Slow Burn, Mild Sexual Content Summary:

Ghost, under threat of another psychological evaluation from both his CO and therapist, has been forced to partake in a penpal programme with another soldier in order to “practise empathy” and “re-establish human connection.” He hates it until he doesn’t.

MacTavish willingly volunteers for the SAS’s new penpal programme because what the hell, it could be fun. And when his penpal ends up being adorably emotionally constipated, well, that certainly doesn’t hurt.

[ghosty-bee]

I was not prepared for an '09 ghoap fic I somehow stumbled upon to reshape me as a person, yet here we are.

[hwpn-gurire]

Thank you for 30 magical years.

[nteabodies]

anyway now that KIDCo have become an iconic duo and KIDShin and KaiShin have both sort of met & strongly affected each other without knowing it was them (shinichi being the mysterious magician of light who almost caught KID & Kaito having enough raw animal magentism to fluster Shinichi) –

gosho pleaaaase let Kuroba Kaito meet Edogawa Conan at the most random crime scene ever and become an iconic duo pleaseee we need the shenanigans

! Goofy high school magician at some event or meetup with Aoko. And he sees that Cone is coincidentally also there and is like "ah. Time to exit stage left before he senses my prsence with his detective nose" but before he can convince aoko to leave with him ? KYAAAAAAAAAAA its a dead body! Also the victim was a magician and the Cone is alrd securing the crime scene! Panik! Eventually they team up to solve the murder (kaito with much reluctance and urging from aoko bc magic related murder)

And the insufferable duo potential of both of them is actually greater than with heishin bc heiji and conan can actually balance each other out meanwhile kaito and conan just continue escalating the clownery and leave no survivors.

Cone initially just finds him vaguely familiar until he affectionately calls him meitantei in that one specific tone of voice and Cone's head swivels 360° like an owl and zeroes in on him and kaito frantically slaps a hand over his mouth and drags him out of the room. They return after much blackmailing each other w promises of mutually assured destruction and are now besties (heiji sneezes and feels a chill go down his spine, immediately starts packing bags and booking tickets to go to tokyo)

I would have forgiven the cousin reveal if kuroba kaito and conan got to meet properly but noooo we leave important reveals for end credits smh

[sir-ursa]

one of my favourite Detective Conan bits is when he's doing the whole silent deduction with glasses glare, but he's barely on screen because the adults are talking and he's not part of the conversation.

[marinesereneismoving-deactivate]

[ghosty-bee]

I am about to be so normal every Saturday, I promise

[hehearse]

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[ladymaplecourt]

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

[superpixie]

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD