⛈Sex & Ghosts⛈

26 Dating a Viking Witch

[lokisaysbye]

Colin: 🙂

Benedict: 🥰😚😘

Thats *his* baby brother iktr

[breakfastattiffs]

I need more of these two! MORE!!!!!!!!

[lilbitofdisaster]

she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society

[howbrightthemoon]

so

today i saw this absolutely ✨iconic✨photo framed ᵃˢ ᵒᵘʳ ᵠᵘᵉᵉⁿ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ and immediately thought of this post

[astromechapunk]

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

[onlytwitterpics]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

I don’t understand this but I understand it

[deaddolin]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fanofspooky]

These are so awesome by @ibtravart

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[embersofheather-deactivated2023]

No, I hate winter because I work outside in it for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[did-you-know]

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

[saturdaesundae-deactivated20230]

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

[i-want-cheese]

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

[zohbugg]

Gram-gram knew how to party

[gay-jesus-probably]

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

[sepdet]

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

[pussiesaregod]

some rich famous person: fuck money, fuck fame, they don’t bring you happiness.

me, working in retail just to survive:

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[hollowboobtheory]

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

[thee-lament-deactivated20260510]

Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

[aurosoul]

……… I am the artist

[pyrlspite]

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

[cybercrimer]

unlimited super salad.

[pyrlspite]

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

[tardigradetheking]

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

[pyrlspite]

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

[jo3mm]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[ashesandabyss]

I fucking hate this

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This makes me so indescribably happy. I think they’re now the most famous person out there using gender neutral pronouns. I’m so okay guys. I’m so okay I’m gonna cry.

[liamnotpayne]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking LIFE

[pointnclick]

Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business,

[luvbey]

have u ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever bc same