ellie

cringe but free or whatever

[fifizero]

Not to be a lesbian but if you got swallowed by a dragon and died I would cut that dragon open and pull out your bones and painstakingly put your bones back together, so I can bring you back to life using ancient magic but in doing so I inadvertently tied you to the dragon that ate you and you’ll never be the same but neither will I knowing what I did to you.

[jakkenpoy]

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[reapering]

out in public looking tortured

[nofilter-cory]

Cat

[kittycouch]

Hairball time

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[noah-wyles]

come on americans, help a girl out

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[erzvolnes]

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

[kygerbearr]

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[ilumigaya]

Teach me, Ginpachi-sensei

[obscure-entity]

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)