move your giant pizza ass

who IS this

[windows5]

an underappreciated moment of the monster factory franchise

[dogsuffrageboys]

I think we’re also forgetting an under appreciated quote: “MOVE YOUR GIANT PIZZA ASS”

[dostoevskyordoesntshe]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

dunya and raskolnikov genuinely the sibling duo of all time. they are both convinced they can save the other. they have no idea what’s going on in each others’ lives ever. they love each other so much. they are the worst communicators of all time. they are being stalked by genuine waking nightmarish representations of sin and guilt and also dunya’s fiancé is there. which somehow is usually the worse experience for both of them

[ozempicofficial]

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[magicratfingers]

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

[theabigailthorn]

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[violentoffender]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[deformable-pet]

you cant just have whatever you want

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: a skunk peering at a bright green gas station slushy over the edge of a wooden park bench seat /End ID]

[what-if-i-just-did]

Tumblr as the loud, alt, gnc nerd with coloured hair, a ton of Pride pins, and lots of merch

Ao3 as the quiet, unassuming book nerd that's secretly freaky as fuck

Does anyone else see my vision

[strangestcase]

and they’re both racist

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[feignedremote]

Mikhail Shemyakin, "Raskolnikov in His Room" (1985), illustration for Fyodor Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

[punkrock-bottom]

Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]