[footlongdingledong]

does liking steven universe make every killing stalking character hate me as well or is it like a one way transfer

[loveridden1999]

[squid--pro--quo]

[cilantrhoes]

[hollanovulation]

love when i see something for me #mebait

[talestobetold]

me bait.

[tall]

[copperbadge]

It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

[latveriansnailmail]

you fool

you just created another tumblr holiday

[copperbadge]

Bold of you to assume that was not my intent!

[jacyevans]

Happy Fifth of Wednesday everyone!

[sorryimamagpie]

Omg I almost didn’t see this in time

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[spidermanifested]

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

[spidermanifested]

the thrilling sequel

[zubatts]

[amethystsoda]

@nylarac

[kosmogrl]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[emeraldwhale]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[502-tachibana]

found a british manga magazine from the 90s and it starts with a long editors note about the current culture war and how watching anime wont actually corrupt the youth and it signs off "To quote a wiser man than I, 'Nuff said.' Sayonara."

[502-tachibana]

i need to send more emails so that i can have this as my email signature