gibdabobo

196 refugee, he/him, 25, I steal memes and post pictures of my breakfast sometimes

[columboscreens]

[surelynotapornbot]

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[superchat]

[superchat]

i cannot stress more that this is actually canon

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

This is not actually canon because it's not playing Never Wanted to Dance by Mindless Self Indulgence

[blorbo-macguffin]

[swagophile]

not gonna lie i think i should just be allowed to kill my haters. they should make an exemption for me. i should be able to just kill people who dont like me

[prokopetz]

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

[wizardshark]

people wanting to fuck trains pre-date trains

[prokopetz]

Hypothetical trainfuckers learning of the invention of the steam engine:

[mas-o-kissed]

Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for

[funeralprocessor]

Not true. We also use it for House of Leaves jokes

[targetedknowledge]

[birdsareblooming]

[birdsareblooming]

shouts out to #women !

[carnadelions]

Let That Old Man Fuck as a popular refrain is so funny to me because historically speaking that old man has been allowed to get his freak on with someone younger and hotter than him for far too long. how about we just Let Him Shrivel Into a Befittingly Undersexed Husk and Die

[philosopherking1887]

Let That Old Woman Fuck

[mrsterlingeverything]

What in the god damn

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[imperfectangelcollectorblog]

[dailyhatsune]

20 by 20

[canni8al]

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

[canni8al]

my favorite part is that this can have more than 2 players. but there is never more than 1 slug. the imagery of 5 abe lincolns wailing on a slug is...effervescent

[inthefallofasparrow]

Abrahams Lincoln vs the slimy slug

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

the slimy slug

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln

Voting ended onMar 8

[gumi-megpoidd]

advertising should be illegal

[gumi-megpoidd]

like this has been said before but so much time energy and money is being spent and for what

[wildernessflavoredjellybean-dea]

America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

[sevdoesnotexist]

Truly, genuinely, as an indigenous person I talk about this exact thing a LOT! Like, don't get me wrong I get a bit squicked when dressing a chicken or gutting and cleaning a fish, lord knows I had really mixed feelings the first time I saw a deers throat slit (I thought it was cruel, until my elder asked me if I would have preferred to let it suffer instead) The truth of the matter is that animals and humans are intertwined. We are food to one another, that's the way of the world and I think people forget that when we champion for humane treatment of animals and when we rail against factory farming we need to remember that removing death is not the goal, removing undue suffering it.

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[nosfera-tits]

oh, brown rice, we’re really in it now

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

How it feels to like a mutual's post within 10 seconds of it being posted