Dead Crab Enthusiast

dont mind me, lmfoao

[peysk]

OP must have been eating seasonal fruits when they wrote this!

[lesbiskammerat]

Ladies it is officially historical discourse day for communists

[cum-church]

kate bush the dick inside

[cum-church]

ok so you’ll probably want to plug that into the USB slot, or the “universal serial bussy”,

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

[spring2000]

“If you can only be tall because someone else is on their knees, then you have serious problem. And white people have a very, very serious problem.”

“If I take your race away, and there you are, all strung out and all you got is your little self, and what is that? What ARE you without racism? Are you any good? And still strong? Still smart? You still like yourself?” - Toni Morrison

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[rheaseahorn]

[kaijuno]

Quentin Tarantino be like “if I don’t see some toes in the next 10mins I’m saying the n word”

[wildplantts]

Every time some one brings up Tarantino I think of this post and it haunts me

[transtarks]

mike’s hard almond milk

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

a lot of male writers, directors, etc. idea of a feminist character is just a woman they think is sexy enacting revenge fantasies on characters the creator doesnt like

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

*men writing “feminist” characters* “yes she only dresses and behaves in ways i find sexually appealing and she can’t even make facial expressions i don’t think are pretty but i gave her a weapon and wrote one(1) scene of her punching someone who said something sexist so this is actually groundbreaking”

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

all this to say that i should be allowed to hunt quentin tarantino and joss whedon for sport

[rouxls]

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

[stimman4000]

i log onto tumblr. i open my inbox

message 1: how do i break up with my bf

message 2: tigole bitties

message 3: what slurs, if any, do you think garfield can reclaim? please consider the fact that he’s queer coded but not explicitly queer in your answer

[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

[birlinterrupted]

We need to crack down on pride because it literally causes long term psychological damage to children when they are exposed to adult men who pretend that Ariana Grande makes good music

[meatpower]

Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

[skotoseme]

i see this picture with the wrong caption all the time: “An Iraqi man cries at the British Museum when he sees his country’s cultural heritage on display.”

that’s an assyrian man during a visit to the assyrian gallery when it reopened briefly to display the nimrud treasure on july 3, 2003. the picture was taken in the national museum of iraq in baghdad.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[left-reminders]

[cum-church]

@gigabytetroubadour