Treat Yo' Self

[alisonzai]

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[livelovelaugh-777]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[3liza]

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

[enki2]

[solely-ashes]

Who's dark materials

[filthyprotozoan]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[thatjoelguy81]

"Piss for me, My Angel of Urine! PISS!"

*Electric Organ music*

*Pissing*

[nulchar]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

[madmonksandmaenads]

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

[atticescapee-abandoned]

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[viralfrog]

[quasi-normalcy]

Right down to all of your faculties being decrepit from relying on a sinister adviser.

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[my-dailydreams]

[fairyinthetrees]

i’m sorry. what did you say? i didn’t hear you because my sleeve feels weird in my jacket and i’m short circuiting.