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MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth
Iâll đ ship đ whatever đ the đ fuck đ I đ want đ thanks
Actually đ many đ postal đ servicesđ have đ rules đ and đ regulations đ on đ what đ you đ can đ and đ cannot đ ship đ many đ regulations đ depend đ on đ the đ destination đ weight đ and đ content đ
I love tumblr
Bruce be trying to piece together Riddler's games like:
Art credit: Sean.filart
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE REUNION WEEK âł day: favorite character arc
Itâs funny. On my first day here, I asked Jeffords to tell me about everyone. He told me you were a great detective, but the one thing you couldnât figure out, was how to grow up. Well, I think you finally figured it out.Â
Extremely frustrating as Palestinians watching the world stand in solidarity with The Ukraine and suddenly knowing how to use the word occupation.
dropping this here
and this one too. they let refugees fleeing a different war freeze to death in the middle of winter while the world turned a blind eye at the frozen corpses of children who were denied asylum and died because of it. this was happening as of two months ago as well, itâs not old news
i stand with ukraine, obviously.
i also stand with those who are calling out the blatant hypocrisy in how others in the same situation were treated, as well as those who are rightfully upset in the worldâs support of and reaction to of one group of people but not others who have faced the same and much worse.
and before anyone jumps on this with âomg not appropriate right nowâ or âstop comparing the twoâ, itâs entirely possible to stand with ukraine and the russians who are protesting the russian govt, while at the same time acknowledging that the worldâs eurocentric response to this situation is extremely different to the response it gives other countries in places the western world declares are âbackwardâ, and âuncivilizedâ
one day, you will close Tumblr for a final timeâŚ
iâm so in love with this bath bomb đ
I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed
He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this he might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.
Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb, one either shoulder blade.
He volunteers to get baptised
They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.
Honestly. A mistake on their part.
I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.
So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest
Everyone fucking lost it and he was banned from ever attending that church again.
So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story
World Heritage Post
This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. Itâs going to be a really good semester.
UPDATE: I got my grade back and
â100âł
Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like itâs worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.
The second half, which we werenât made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their âunreadableâ code without getting any help from them.
This was to teach us two things:
1) In this field, youâll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.
2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when youâre writing code and documentation. In my professorâs words:Â âWhen you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after youâre gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.â
This class and professor are incredible.
Surprise triplets đ
I canât decide whatâs funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the fatherâs shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like âhey folks, know what would be hilariousâŚâ
the joy of annoying and being annoyed by the people you love
they're so infuriating. you want to beat them senseless just for some peace and quiet. they tell you to cut it out before they leave and never come back, and that'll show you, and make no attempt to move away. you're both still smiling despite yourselves. you're both laughing even as you mime tearing them to pieces with your bare hands. you love them so much you could never truly mean a word of it, and they mercilessly take advantage of this. you know they love you so much that they would never leave you over something as small and silly by comparison as being a little irritating, and you have no problem proving it to them. you know each other's boundaries well enough to never actually worry that you're hurting each other. you're safe, and you revel in it.
"i hate you so much" (affectionate, adoring, the loveliest lie of all)
âi wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(â um there is? itâs called school of rock
jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as âbetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenâ so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like âyou filed married last yearâ he was like âyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsâ and they told him âyou know who that law was forâ and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.
bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to be largely undone by 2020. the good news is that everyone else is ALSO out of practice so me being a giant weird is excusable
the context of this is that i shook someone's hand for the first time in years and i went about it in the weirdest weird possible and was like "sorry that was a pretty hesitant hand shake" and he replied "no it's okay. it was nice and warm." no offense but what the F U C K kind of conversation is that
Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.
I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta MĂłr (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldnât afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.
Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. Itâs led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and weâll help back.
The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. Weâre still a million less on this island than pre famine. And itâs not that long ago. My grandmotherâs grandparents lived through it. Weâve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but itâs because thereâs that cultural memory of not being able to.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.
I literally had a mental breakdown over this, fuck Britain.