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I saw your post about your house vs repairman. My house is 84 years old, and last time I had the plumber out here, he was squinting at my shower innards and saying "this pipe looks like it's been at the bottom of a lake for 40 years."
😭😭😭😭😭😭old houses will just have any shit going on. half our plumbing was done by my grandpa & hes got pipes going through cabinets & shit. he had our decrepit dishwasher wired directly into the wall. theres only like 2 doors in the whole house that function correctly. got shit running off the counters bc nothings level. old timey ispy haunted house-ass keyholes. no insulation only cave crickets
have you ever had jury duty?
i don’t live in a country that has mandatory jury service
no, i’m ineligible (underage, not a citizen, etc)
no, i’m eligible but i’ve never been summoned
i’ve been summoned but the case was settled before the court date
i’ve been summoned but deferred to a date that hasn’t come yet
i’ve been summoned and went, but wasn’t selected as a juror
i’ve been summoned and went, but was sent home for another reason
yes, i’ve had jury duty before
i love when knuckles is drawn like this specifically. starting a collection
So I spent 3 weeks knitting this monstrosity
Edit: Body was knitted but the wings were crocheted, making this thing a chimera also in some fiber artsy way or something something
The "I just pretended I belong here and no one has noticed so far that I'm not supposed to be here" fics are hysterical to me. If someone pretended to be my cousin and showed up in my house they would absolutely get my inattentive ass.
Reblog if this would work on you (definitely would for me! I don't even know how many great aunts and uncles I have much less their names, except for the really atrocious ones like the guy who stole from the cemetery)
I forgot to elaborate on the Uncle who stole from the cemetery. For reference, he stole ground from the cemetery.
I don't mean he like, dug holes and took dirt out for gardening or witchcraft.
I mean that he took down the cemetery fence and reinstalled it further into the cemetery, and then he plowed and planted corn in his new extra space. Because he owned the field in the next plot over and he thought that space was going to waste without any corn in it.
And people weren't quite sure but wasn't the cemetery larger, before? It seemed that it was. Did the field next door get larger? Outrageous, you can't just casually ask someone if they moved the fence and planted corn in the cemetery property line if you're not certain, you'd sound nuts.
And by the time anyone confronted him about this, well... What are you going to do? Unplant the corn? Where's the property line? He certainly doesn't know. Is the volunteer cemetery board going to send out a surveyor?
My Uncle said there weren't any bodies there. Well. Technically he said, "no one was using that space anyway," and I want that to mean there were no bodies there. But who knows! Now no one, my Uncle has passed away and the crime rate is probably down quite a bit. I hope the organizations that were suing him throughout my childhood got whatever they needed back from his estate. That man could steal anything. He stole water by the bucket. I mean this literally. If it wasn't nailed down, it was going home with him. If it was nailed down, he had a claw hammer to take it and the nail home.
@bunjywunjy you leave this in the TAGS???
oh yeah, this is actually one of the tamer stories about my great-grandad. he stars in a LOT of family stories that got passed down- this is the same guy who ambushed the town drunk with a friend and buried him face-up a couple of feet deep in one of his fields with a stovepipe over his face so he could breathe, and just. left him there for 24 hours. they went back with shovels the next day and dug him back out, dude never drank again, supposedly
And now you left this in the tags! I think it provides some much-needed context.
Also, I wish I could have met your great-granddad too.
ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker
Tagged by @duckingwriting for this fun game, and I made my three main OCs for my newer wip Bent Nails or Something!! picrew maker here!
Clockwise from top left, we have Sutton, Michael, and Jacob! :)
OPEN TAG and also pssp @charlesjosephwrites @space-writes @mysticstarlightduck @willtheweaver @indecentpause if you're interested :)
fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
my seanoning
Laios, we need to cook
dunmeshi square prints I'll have at ax!
Choso and Yuuji taking a selfie, inspired by this post asking if they have any pictures together if they didn’t before they do now!!
More than welcome to repost with credit!!
They're done: the Forbidden Halftone Brush Pack of your dreams.
Nine free halftone brushes for Clip Studio Paint. I will not be making another set of these so grab 'em now or never. Upload instructions are included in the folder! Thanks for your support! 😭
Past Freebie Brushes | Subscriber Brushes | And My Brush Tag
Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3
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had a realization last night
lesser dog from undertale is literally laios’ fursona huh
like…. LITERALLY
did i ever post this here