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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hey genuine question what would you guys do if in the live-action zelda movie link is mute for almost all of it but then he has one (1) line and it's "well excUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUse ME, PRINCESS"

[punster-2319]

😭💀

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[p-pamda]

When one like feels like a hundred

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[coffeeeandbaileys]

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[feefal]

Since I can’t drink battery acid anymore, I’ll have to make do with blood instead

[angelbloggerqueen]

[gimmethatposttosaveforlater]

sometimes i can still hear his voice

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[nature-travel-photography]

The Netherlands - Author: SoftlyUnhingeddd

[tahioxaaa]

Some doodle dragons

[gimmethatposttosaveforlater]

very swirl

but in like a nice fog way where you’re really not sure how that eddy can be so detailed but it makes the most beautiful pattern you’ve ever seen anyway

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[gimmethatposttosaveforlater]

thas the Lenin's quote or somth

[auckie]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

[virtualgirladvance]

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

[gimmethatposttosaveforlater]

Maybe it was all a ploy to gain the attention of satan senpai

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[genericpoetryblog]

godddd im back on my bullshit thinking about whalefalls again

specifically the whole speciation/evolutionary stepping stone thing where they allow certain species to move, adapt, and disperse in new environments through the resources that they create simply by dying. Literally hundreds of species take advantage of one when it happens. So many species are fundamentally altered by a resource oasis hundreds of times more effective than marine snow.

fuckkk all im thinking about is shit like. one body. one death. yet a body that, depending on certain conditions, could take up to a CENTURY to be fully returned to the entropy it came from.

That shit can be considered an actual fuckin. Biome. a whole biome in a single creature.

Imagine you, a single cell or near single cell microorganism being the latest in a generational line that spans back so far that your line has evolved and speciated from its origin point before the whale fell.

Imagine you, with a lifespan of days or weeks living in rotting flesh that will presumably take up to a full century to fully consume

Imagine you, your entire bloodline, your whole world living off one body. Alive off of corpse-fat and marrow, consuming your god as it transforms you into something unrecognizable

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i'm not going to lie when i end up on this part of my brain I do feel a little ludovica bonnaire about it all

edit: wait i got another line i need to write down before i pass out:

Your God may live, but I thank everything that my God is dead.

[beardedmrbean]

Thank you google, very informative

[tpwrtrmnky]

Guy who has a non-research degree in a field that never studies human subjects: Here are my opinions on what needs to be done for me to respect this field I've decided to become a denier of.

[Extreme breach of scientific ethics]

[Violent abuse of power]

[Method that actually doesn't obtain any information]

[Controlled double-blind studies of phenomena where that is literally impossible]

[Seeking empirical proof that a word has the meaning that it's defined as]

[Study that would have a dropoff rate of 100%]

Additionally, how do we know that [best currently available theory] is true, and not [dominant theory from 100 years ago that repeatedly failed in the face of evidence]? I have found some minor methodological flaws in [studies that were not designed to prove the best available theory, but rather examine edge cases within that theory], so we should really consider [nonsense with no evidence backing it whatsoever].

[rockshitty]

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.