The inner machinations of this blog are an enigma

Emily | she/her | 20+ I post funny things sometimes

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[louisegluck]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals [ID in alt text]

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTSylvia Plath,

from The Unabridged Journals

[ID in alt text]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[mangosgooddeams]

This is why Lila/Cerise is the better Hawk Moth.

[ariangrande]

TOY STORY 1995, dir. John Lasseter

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[frontier001]

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[theriu]

Now I have that song from the Even Stevens Fever Dream Musical episode stuck in my head

"We WENT to the MOON! In 1969!"

OH MY WORD TUMBLR HAS THE EXACT GIF I AM GOBSMACKED 😂

[jami-c]

mechanakin skywalker

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc for making signs

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ceruleanfuckup]

Audio on for exactly the horrible noises you expect

[the-haiku-bot]

Audio on for

exactly the horrible

noises you expect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.