Don't be such a boob punch

26 yr old Londoner.

[glumshoe]

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

[yassmines]

i wish i could sit in an empty white room with this video projected on the walls floor and ceiling playing non stop on a loop until i die

[meticulac]

Here’s a link to the source video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ

[baegishjalmur]

@edderkopper

[edderkopper]

[saeto15]

AhhhHhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

[bipirate]

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

[neenarchive]

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

[theotheryongbok]

[theotheryongbok]

I was gonna take a nap but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Happy Halloween

[gifdeadpool]

Bye, Wade. Bye, Yukio!

[anotherpapercut]

press f to pay respects

[hairpoofs]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[feazelbal]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[catsiidhe]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[noblegambit]

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

[ladyshinga]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[bulbysaur]

has this been done before or

[1010ll]

[jeniphyer]

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

[nectareeen]

@goopy-amethyst

[chubby-aphrodite]

in what world do you live in where glass is a metal

[draconym]

Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is–

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

[petepepsi]

doctor strange: the infinity stones are extremely powerful artifacts that when combined can give its wielded ultimate power

peter parker: oh so like the chaos emeralds?

tony stark: please shut the fuck up

[megaman2]

[chaoswolf1982]

Am I wrong, or does this panel, by having him immediately understand the reference, kindamaybesorta suggest Doom is a gamer?

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

I mean, where d'ya think he got the name from?

[yitan]

Dr. Doom is a huge Dork for games and sci-fi

[becughmitchell]

OKAY HERE’S THE INTRO HAVE FUN KIDS PLS STAY UP

[cloudstation]

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

[newtgeiszler]

true gamer girl

[kitty]

[sandersstudies]

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

[freedomcell-blog]

Gogspeed, Sis!

[cherryseltzer]

this is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life

[alisonzai]

[aejumi]