I Need An Adult

21. ATX. I'm the queen. All pronouns are acceptable. Mother hen realness. Don't go down too far, you'll clock a mug and a foot. Also the basement is perpetually flooded. Whoops.

[drunkenkeith]

This is exactly what you think it is

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[gingersminj-blog]

Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

[mynameisjessamyn]

When I look at this #headstand the @mandukayoga clothing line jump off a few weeks back, all I can think is how grateful I am for my chubby back boobs. And how happy I am to have (FINALLY) made peace with my giant ass. I mean, I’m sure @mandukayoga didn’t necessarily expect someone with so many fat rolls to get upside down in their sports bra. But the bra is cute and I’ll wear it if I feel like it. I don’t give a fuck if my belly and back rolls are starring in the photo as a result. Because, regardless of lighting and clothing choices, those body parts are still present. And if I can’t accept them when my body is upside down practicing yoga, how the hell will I accept them in other parts of my life?

Plus, let’s be honest: those are probably the elements that actually make me #madeforyoga, anyway. Strength ain’t free, y'all.

Top+Bottom- @mandukayoga Photo by Peter Ruprecht

[ialexdiamond]

[hanktalkin]

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

[fairfray]

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

[vvhack]

[theists-deactivated20170714]

me: starts crushing on someone

me: 

[tarantinosdeathproof]

This is the best one yet

[monkeysaysficus]

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

[ajoleote-deactivated20170908]

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

[adamsmasher]

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

[emmilions]

[fuks]

[amorroso]

No ass whooping today

[eggtuna]

GUYS CAN WE JUST

[psimagnet]

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

[whythebigpaws]

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

[bisexualwario]

a delicious treat

[javsyferr]

stop idolizing gay men who have six packs but who are intolerable people