Berp Deherp

Sheriff Dumbass reporting for duty

[ginnonifu]

Do you ever wonder what your old internet friends/acquaintances are doing now? I haven't used this account in years, so if you're curious:

I'm 22 now and recently came out as nonbinary. I've been on testosterone gel for 2 months and I have, like, 3 chin hairs lmao. I briefly had two cats, but gave one away after the other suddenly passed. I have green hair and am working towards doing voiceover work. I have 4 plants that I am desperately trying not to kill.

If we knew each other (even a little bit) I hope you're doing well <3

[ginnonifu]

i think i'm permanently scarred from hurricane harvey, i keep having panic attacks when it rains

[unseelie]

[hashtagloveloses]

you were either a warrior cats kid, a guardians of ga’hoole owl kid, or a redwall kid, there’s no in between

[animatedamerican]

… all of these were after my time

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

excuse YOU I was all three :’D

[ginnonifu]

I have to drop out again this semester and I'm just not going to go back, not for awhile at least, and that sucks but this really makes up for it oh my goodness

[heavenly-garden]

Atheris squamigera, common names:  green bush viper, variable bush viper, leaf viper and others, is a venomous viper species that can be found in West and central Africa: Ivory Coast and Ghana, eastward through southern Nigeria to Cameroon, southern Central African Republic, Gabon, Congo, DR Congo, northern Angola, Uganda, Tanzania (Rumanika Game Reserve), western Kenya and Bioko Island. . No subspecies are currently recognized. It’s truly a miraculously beautiful snake. 

Habitat preference: Found mostly in rain forest. Said to prefer relatively low and thick, flowering bushes.

Venom: Bites from this particular species have resulted in at least one report of severe hematological complications as well as two deaths.

[theatrenerd09]

why are they so beautiful? i want ten of them.

[melredcap]

GLORIOUS SPIKY DANGER NOODLES

[certified-p0ser]

@rampaige–6

[flamehaired]

@green-felflame

[fuckyeahherpetology]

Some of these are shopped. (The rainbow one and pink one. The pink one is normally yellow/orange.) But they’re still a very colorful beautiful highly keeled scaled viper.

[ginnonifu]

I can't believe it I actually did it holy ffuck ohh my godd I used some of my saved (read: unspent) food money and bought a binder online oh my god this is real omg

[kikissh]

somewhere out there i lost you and i dont know where to find you agai n

[lezfem-deactivated20170726]

lesbians who use they/them pronouns are fucking amazing and using alternative pronouns doesn’t make them any less gay

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

is there an app that lets me make my phone dimmer than the lowest regular brightness settings let it go? my sensory overload issues have been really bad and right now i’m wearing ear defenders and sunglasses and my phone is as dim as it goes but it’s still too bright (i have an iphone 7 btw)

[sapphicquotes-blog]

yes! go to settings and general and accessibility. then click display accommodations and reduce white point :-)

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

omg this is a lifesaver thank you so so so much

[el7art]

Kiawe’s trial is one of the best imho.

[logarto]

[meme-theft]

[ohenieledam]

What

[alethiomancer]

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

[yellowfangofstarclan]

Warrior Cats, arcs 1-5 <3

[kyrstin]

this is the funniest thing harry ever said

[catsvspatriarchy-deactivated201]

Classic Roonil

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

aliens are cool fuck walls

[f3mc-archive-blog]

#is superman pregnant

[do-you-have-a-flag]

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always