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Shit sign say to

“Nobody is looking at you, you’re just like anybody else here”

Cancer/ Libra/ Leo - I’M BROKEN

Gemini/ Aries - Right. BUT WHAT  IF I...

Aqua/ Sagi/ Cap - k then? lol

Pisces/ Taurus - Nobody? What about x?

Sco/ Virgo - THANK GOD, I CAN BREATHE NOW

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Sure I’ve just found this lovely file under the name of “writers mood as spngbob mems” in bitmap format, on the desktop area, saved at 4 a.m; as  well as an empty bottle of wine under the desk. 

Needless to say this Sagittarius moon ass is dealing w/ a crisis. Expect awful meme ideas.

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everyone who reblogs this before March 20th will get either a moodboard that I think describes their blog, list of aesthetic things that describe them, or a general vibe I get from them and their blog before the end of the school year (june 16th)

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WE HAVE 3 DAYS LEFTT

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When You, your Sagi moon and Sco sun  go together for an amazing night out~

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I’m back with fresh astrology memes  and shameless self-roast~~ Sagi moon, asc, mercury and venus posting here

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Signs as quoting Oscar Wilde

I was dumb enough to  delete an over 290 likes post.here we go...

Aries: “The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.”

Taurus:  “Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

Gemini:   “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” 

Cancer:   “You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” 

Leo:   “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” 

Virgo:  “Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”

Libra: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” 

Scorpio: “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

Sagittarius: “Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.”

Capricorn:   “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” 

Aquarius:   “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”

Pisces: “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

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Cusps as sense of humor

I tried to envision these cusps having fun and what kind of humor would fit them better, so this is a wild guess.

CAPRICORN-AQUARIUS - the dry/deadpan type

AQUARIUS-PISCES - the nonsense/absurd type

PISCES-ARIES -  the roasting type 

ARIES-TAURUS - the physical type

TAURUS-GEMINI - the impersonator type

GEMINI-CANCER - the word play/silly puns type

CANCER-LEO - the burlesque type

LEO-VIRGO - the highbrow type

VIRGO-LIBRA - the self-deprecating type

LIBRA-SCORPIO - the shady type

SCORPIO-SAGITTARIUS - the sarcastic type

SAGITTARIUS-CAPRICORN - the dark/morbid type

[gofloresgo]

[wwhatfinn]

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Scorpio x Aquarius: The Rebels.

Highs : mystery, creativity, unpredictability, intensity, curiosity,  kinkiness. 

Lows: instability, emotional coldness, riskiness, weirdness , potential destructiveness.

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When Sagittarius kicks in and you have no earth in your chart.

#sagittariusseason

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Moon signs as  music genres

Virgo: Techno/ American Folk

Capricorn: Cool Jazz/ Blues

Taurus: Bossa Nova/ Smooth Jazz

Scorpio: Post-punk/ Shoegaze

Pisces: Art pop/ Ambient Downtempo

Cancer: 60′s Soul / R’n’B

Aries: Punk/ Hardcore

Leo: Funky House / Disco

Sagittarius: Neo-Psychedelia / Baroque pop/ Chillwave 

Gemini: Alt Hip Hop/ Bebop Jazz/ New Wave

Libra: EDM/ Pop

Aquarius: Psy-trance/ Organic (electronic)

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For small creatures, such as we, the vastness is only bearable through love

Carl Sagan ( Sco Sun, Sagi Moon, Sco Mercury)

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Not even at the stabbing moment show the perpetrator your pain; deny the mf even  the pleasure of your scream

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When Scorpio Season is just around the corner and suddenly your inner bitchness resonates with the universe (Lydia Deetz - Winona Ryder Sun: Scorpio Moon: Pisces ASC: Sagi)

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Signs as social media moods~

Aries : an unecessarily heated argument between strangers in the comment section of a “how to” video on youtube

Leo: That same angled selfie in different places posted religiously every weekend on instagram

Sagittarius:  a meme page with a 24 hour responsive mods.  

Virgo: an extremely detailed fanfic of less known characters of a popular serie that nobody reads on Reddit

Aquarius: That only negative review of a movie with almost 100% of approval  on rotten tomatoes.

Scorpio: A Facebook account with no friends some random shit as profile pic made just to stalk someone ./ A 3 a.m. message asking for nudes on whatsapp.

 Taurus: the hashtag #goals  posted repeatedly by the same user in several  furniture pins on Pinterest

Gemini: a load of messages and friend requests in different social medias after becoming a meme.

Libra:  the update of profile picture with thousands of likes and heart reactions  almost  right in the first minute it’s posted on Facebook.

Capricorn: That ridiculously demanding job offer you left unanswered on your e-mail account

Cancer:   that unanswered message with flowers as background and “good morning” in italic.

Pisces: that unintentionally  wrong information about a place on Google maps

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What a trillion stars look like; a sharp view of the Andromeda galaxy. From twitter @ WorldAndScience

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How fucked up and terrifyingly beautiful everything is!