Don't look at me, I'm ridiculous

My fanfic can be found on AO3 under the username garafthel (sister_wolf.) However I'm never going to finish that WiP.

[emily-axford]

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 27: Complicated Questions

[emily-axford]

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 27: Complicated Questions

[redwinerozanova]

red wine supernova, fall right into me

[pippinsqueaks]

She has the might of giants. She can fix him.

[suiheisen]

you're doing amazing sweetie KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)

bonus:

[ladycrimsonandblack]

okay, so. according to the letter: "with any luck, the next time I see your face, we will have undone the damage of our first attempt. more than one door will be open to us from there."

and by itself this seems pretty mysterious but when you combine it with the knowledge about anchors we received on that nat 20, it becomes very suspicious. because thjazi meets mara the wing the day after the doors to the fearie are closed and is incandescently angry saying, and i quote, "then why wasn't it anchored? why wasn't it, mara? why wasn't it?" and then he caps it off by very obviously lying to thimble about a shipment from venatus.

and when you think about it more, mara the wing is the one character aside from house tachonis that we know can cross the boundary to the underworld. we know she was supposed to cross the boundary some time before thjazi's execution. and she needed an anchor for that ("and you said you can convince her to reshape it into an anchor... once it's done, the next step is to bring it to the field. our wings are leading a charge against the border to draw the locals away from the site.")

the doors of the fearie closed because the souls in the underworld overflowed. something mara the wing (notably the one person on thjazi's side able to cross into the underworld) was doing failed because there was no anchor, and it caused unknown damage thjazi was trying to fix up to the day he died.

thjazi didn't want thimble and mara to communicate.

did thjazi unintentionally close the door to the fearie and then kept that a secret from thimble for years??

[dadvans]

Real Moments in Hockey that I know happened in the Heated Rivalry universe

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[alex51324]

slander! Did any potentates steal the barley on his watch????

They did not.

[5thearth]

Tasting History is a treasure.

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[willgrahamscock]

do you read fanfic for a fandom you haven't engaged with otherwise?

no and I wouldn't

no but I'd try

yes and I liked it

yes but it's not for me

I don't think ppl should read fanfic without understanding the source material

Walter White

Voting ended onMay 27

just stumbled across a video of someone asking for fic recs and when asked what fandom they replied 'any' and my mind short circuited, pls add your thoughts in the tags

[mondaycrewan]

love the Murray as Queen of Timmony sentiment, but this woman could not be pried out of the Penteveral by a dozen hot men with crowbars. I present to you instead: royal mistress Murray.

She and Gus go bar-hoping and hook up whenever he's in Dol-Makjar, and for a couple weeks when the Penteveral's on break, Murray gets a very nice room and run of the wine cellar at the castle in Timmon's Rock.

[real-kit-walker]

IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS BUT WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL DOL MAKJAR MAP

[garafthel]

trying to figure out why Tumblr ads are christianity and guns for me today and it finally clicked --

no Tumblr I'm not a conservative, I just want to imagine the hockey players kissing.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[russingon]

the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#in fairness they do do literally the other fëanorion approved method of magical item disposal #glorfindel: we could do like maglor and throw it in the ocean? #elrond: no we’re doing like maedhros and jumping into a volcano via @lesbianlanval

*at the council of Elrond*

Elrond: Alright, everyone listen up. We elves have 4 methods of dealing with Accursed Fucking Objects™, as demonstrated by my four parents. 

Number 1, the Elwing Method or Mom Method. This is to hide the accursed fucking thing away and keep it safe and close. This is highly not reccommended if the object can take over its user like the ring can, and Sauron will be searching for it, so this method is out of the question. 

Number 2, the Earendil Method or the Dad #1 Method. This is, send the accursed fucking thing across the sea or to some higher power. According to Mithrandir, the Valar will not take it and Tom Bombadil wants nothing to do with it, so this is also out of the question. 

Number 3 is the Maglor Method, or Dad #2 Method. This is to yeet the accursed fucking thing into the ocean. In this case, it is not a good idea as Ulmo will be very upset and we will still have to contend with Sauron. 

The last method is the Maedhros Method or the Dad #3 Method. This method is to yeet yourself into a volcano while holding the accursed fucking thing, and also the method we will be using. You will not have to yeet yourself into the volcano, only the ring, don’t worry, Frodo.

[art-of-a-diffrent-color]

Those…those really are the four methods aren’t they?

[armenelols]

@procrastinationonvacation how dare you hide this in the tags

[duelpersonality]

Listen, Boromir knows 1 (one) ancient elven story and damn it, he’s going to ride that horse until it dies.

[penandinkprincess]

i do love and respect the idea of the world at large being stunned at finding out how long ilya and shane have been together, but i truly think that under NO circumstances would shane ever choose to offer ANY personal details about himself or their relationship willingly.

which combined with ilya loving just making things up and saying them (as seen in the "yes, the rumors are true-" scene) offers the very funny idea that ilya actively tries to offer as much privacy as possible by just throwing out stories about them at random so there IS no central story for people to hound shane about.

assorted backstories a la "ilya just started talking and found out with everyone else where he was going with this":

they got snowed in at all stars one year (b-but wasn't that year in florida?) and decided there was nothing better to do

it started as a bit and neither is willing to give up first

they paired off to combine forces like nato

they paired off to limit how many kids they could have in the future to make sure hockey stayed fair

ilya lost a bet six years ago

shane lost a bet three years ago

ilya got tired of remembering phone numbers for his hookups and shane's is easy

ilya got tired of having to look things up in english and french when talking to other people and decide to marry someone who speaks two languages to save time

shane is gifted enough (wink wink wink) that other people are cowards and only ilya was brave enough to rise to the challenge (this one gets him in trouble on the phone later but it also gets him laid that night at home and also confuses the online speculation about who tops and bottoms, so net positive tbh)

yuna hollander is the best manager in the business and a political marriage was the best way to secure her services longterm

with the end result that all shane has to do is shrug and "my husband has already told our story a thousand times by this point. no point in repeating it and boring people." in interviews to get out of people trying to dig into things he doesn't want to tell them.

[penandinkprincess]

the reporter obviously knows he's not serious (...mostly) but plays along with "what kids?" and ilya just ☝️ as he pulls out his phone and starts looking through, and everyone is like "surely not...bUT WHAT IF", and then he goes "ah! here", and holds out his phone

and it's a picture of anya and luca haas

and ilya just "thirteen hours of labor, but worth every minute, yes?" as he puts his phone back looking SO fucking pleased with himself because he really at least 33% had them for a second