blackashbby

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051]

I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

[tompetertrash]

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

[boopednose]

That's how cooking works

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[sempervera]

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

[black-eye-friday]

[owlmylove]

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

[beskar-buckethead]

me, remembering that the Ancient Greeks understood virgin as “unmarried” and not “chaste”: I too wish I was a lesbian surrounded by fellow lesbians while tripping on honey

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

Gorgeous thread this morning on Twitter by @jeffreymarsh!

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

A few more:

[lexicon413]

We’ve always been here

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Thanks!

[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[sailorbrazil]

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

[femaleshits]

@classicmemelord https://www.instagram.com/p/B2_qeBwouNsrXtCenMViEtwlwVC1PhjI9qIsd80/?igshid=tr3yezzjh5un

[thotlegolas]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[fruitie]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[anxietyproblem]