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A zine I made as an example for my kids comic class

sports be like: that’s our casino sponsor. that’s our injury sponsor. that’s our time out sponsor. thats our 3rd period penalty sponsor. that’s our midweek hotel stay sponsor

thiingamajiig

different, but the same

rylandsgrace

The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher

#damn

heateron

there will be blood (2007) dir. paul thomas anderson

#an objectively good movie

transmutationisms

me when im so sweet and beautiful

transmutationisms

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

stufflikethathere

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

oysters-aint-for-me

hongjoongpresent

#rather than counting sheep she makes that one sheep count

ewergfjndfbj-deactivated2026040

the low income paypig would like to send mistress 10 dollars

segamascott

sergeifyodorov

Theory of Fanbase Evilness goes as follows

the more successful the team in very recent memory the more Evil

the larger the fanbase the more Evil

(both of these are pretty straightforward)

the more culturally ingrained the sport is in the region the more Evil

(when it is part of you you do go insane a little bit)

the more real unfortunate stuff has happened the more Evil

(in game seven... to the b's..........)

and so on

#i know cody is talkingmostly about the leafs #but this is also #the #los angeles dodgers #and also #new york yankees

vonkarmic

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real