old enough to not give a shit

Occasionally nsfw. Please go away if you’re not 18+. • Fandom stuff and other nonsense, plus a healthy dose of cats. I’m Jess. 30s. • I finally caved and made a fandom blog.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[str4wb3rry-newsboy]

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

[halcionic]

which planet are you?

[bubacorn]

on monsterfucking

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

trying to explain to people that the cursed amulet and i have genuinely bonded. we are PALS now. "the fact you don't want to take it off is proof it's controlling you" i want to keep wearing it bc im enjoying hanging out with my buddy. not everything is nefarious. we're doing girl time

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[kaddyssammlung]

today's mood - excitement :)

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[prettyboyivy]

even in the daylight

[feminist-space]

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[your-coffee-pal]

"so tell me, did i give you what you came for?"

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[starlit-meadow]

do you want to turn our phones off and do some arts and crafts together?

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[gzyrium]

Bleached a shirt. Second time doing it. Wanted to do something Sleep Token related, so did the logo. But in a bit of a different style. Forgive me for that

[moemai]

My sweet sweet girl ♥️♥️♥️

Print available in my shop !

[holdingup-fallingsky]

Lord Huron really is such an insane band because they explore themes of regret, grief, and loneliness through the message of even if you had the chance to start your life over again, you will still end up in the same situation because you can’t change who you are fundamentally, and that’s ok by asking the question “what if your life was controlled by the Eldritch Jukebox”