Why can't I hold all this AWESOME?

[excusemesir134-deactivated20230]

🥲

[excusemesir134-deactivated20230]

GUYS SANTA GRANTED OUR WISH TWO MONTHS LATE

[heartmush]

🧧🐇 what to wear to welcome the new year?

新年快乐! this drawing is a mini print for @rabbitzine— hop over and give it a preorder if you’d like!

[romcommunist]

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

[anguam]

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

[noctilin]

its a day always worth celebrating

[turianmailman]

Anyone: tries to have a conversation with Mytho

Mytho: I am going to make an allegory so obtuse :)

[ part of the Stardew Valley AU ]

[mellifexfarm]

[mellifexfarm]

[your-royal-momoness]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

[cooltransghost]

shh, dont tell anyone

[what-even-is-thiss]

The ancient texts…

[anxietyproblem]

[harvestmoondiaries]

I just want an Animal Parade Switch port so badly. I’d pay pretty much any price for it at this point. Might go back and play Animal Parade on my wii... I go back to this game every couple years tbh.

[katara]

"who got u smiling like that" duh, a fictional character ofc

[moonpaw]

is spamton a tumblr sexyman

i wouldnt say a sexyman but he sure is something

[moonpaw]

there we go

[selfcare-journey]

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!! Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything today that’s overwhelming you. Let’s pick the most important thing to work on, ok? What’s the smallest step we can do to work towards that? My toddler brain, wiping away tears: Um, I think we should…open up the important spreadsheet and look at the first row. Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Great! Let’s do that, and then we can have a popsicle, ok? My toddler brain: *nods through drying tears, upset, but cooperative*

[askclint]

THIS IS HOW YOU MINDFULLY ACCEPT YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS, THOUGH.

I’m a clinical psychologist, and I use this example with literally everyone I work with where the goal is to give thoughts and feelings space in a non-judgmental way. We literally never grow out of this need for compassion, but when we become adults we must become skilled in giving that same compassion to ourselves.

[not-a-tardis]

This is emotional regulation and as an ADHD person who grew up in an ADHD household, I *had no idea how it worked or how to do it* until I started working with my current therapist who was like, “actually relying purely on forcing yourself to do the things that make you sad or upset is not actually a sustainable approach”

[ashstfu]

anyone else feel like they missed about 85% of 2021

[oni-queen]

I remember a boat and that’s about it.

[truestoriesaboutme]

The boat was this year??

[lokittystuckinatree]

Hey Tumblr why the FUCK is Barbie trending alongside Red Dead Redemption

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[kintatsujo]

The real reason millenials say “Adulting” is that that if you say something is “for adult reasons” or “grown up reasons” we’ve been trained to associate that with sex and shit when we just wanna say, be vague about our chore habits

[ladytemeraire]

…you know I don’t think I’ve ever seen it put into words so concisely but that is exactly why I use “adulting” over any other term.

“doing adult things” = almost always a euphemism for sexy stuff (when other people say it)

“adulting” =  all the tedious things like laundry and cooking that you become responsible for as an adult

[bendingsignpost]

I used to work in a toy store with an usual name, and part of the store’s mission statement included the words “for adults” and “stimulating,” which is probs why it kept coming up on searches for other stimulating things for adults

the number of times I had to answer the phone in front of customers and explain that yes, we have toys and games that adults will enjoy but we do not have adult games, just card games and board games to be played by adults

well

it’s certainly a Number