Right Now I’m In A State Of Mind

I love boneless ice

[recentgooglesearches]

would an alien think im pretty

[spinef0ryou]

fuck gender i wanna be legally classified as a biohazard

[vraska-theunseen]

good news op! now in 2020 you can be!

[bitchycode]

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

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only if you forgive me

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His world now

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HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[fatherharlot]

[yolonovember]

That was a fucking ride

[nogreatillusion]

I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end. 

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[futbolwag]

tumblr is dead but also if i dont reblog pointless images ill die

[syrisun]

oh my god. Oh my god hold on

[syrisun]

weve got the whole traffic light

[tgwdlmreprised]

omg i love heathers!

[amusement-heart-rbs]

This entire fucking post is like a kick in the mouth

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[izzyhill]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

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[bangerzlester]

[bifurpawz]

This isen’t a post, this is an experience 

[blackbruise-deactivated20200925]

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[oketra-the-cat]

poseidon explaining that he is the god of the sea

[pt6dio]

zeus

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th