This is it

Hello I am a Char who likes many things and I think you're pretty cool so please enjoy my things. hmu if you want to chat.

[anoxthon]

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

[anoxthon]

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[offshoreoilrig]

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

[akashicrecord]

choose your sex and gender for free at ihop.com

[shrimpifrier]

froose your shrex and frender for free at ifrop.com

[akashicrecord]

when will your fucking reign of terror end

[princessmo]

you think being sold to one direction is tough? my mom sold me to RUSH and neil added me to his drum kit

[theereboseffect]

I loathe it all!!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[arielries]

crabs

[doctorcurdlejr]

At this rate Matt Damon and Ben Affleck could have news in a few years

[swarnpert]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[swarnpert]

this shit is bananas.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

[truedomdaddy]

[homunculus-argument]

We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.

[andhumanslovedstories]

The other day on shift, I was walking down the hallway when a confused old man started yelling. This is fairly common in the hospital, so I ducked into his room and was like "hey dude what's up" and he's like "so sorry to yell but do you know where I am and what year it is" so I reoriented him to a bunch of stuff and explained why so many people were walking past his door, and he seemed much calmer and more oriented by the time we were done talking. And he says "and what's your name?" So I tell him "Sarah" and he stares at me so I repeat "Sarah" and he stares at me so I spell "S-A-R-A-H" and he stares at me so I show him my name badge and he stares at me and then he says "now forgive me for being so blunt. But I was under the impression that Sarah is a girls name. Is that no longer correct?"

Anyway y'all ever be so fucking gnc that you inadvertently gaslight a confused old man into thinking there's yet another part of the world he no longer understands?

[andhumanslovedstories]

Not to keep bragging about my masculine vibes, but another very pleasant dementia patient today called me nice young man. Assigned gender by Gladys.

[corvidsarecool]

[aletheyass]

i love replying 👍 to my parents. two can play this game

[cannibalchicken]

[jabberwockey]

arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic