#1 Garbage Truck

Dont expect much from me

[urban-hieroglyphs]

[mellowhype]

oh btw you can never go back and even if you could you wont be that person again XD

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[ostolero]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[screwyouandrew]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

it’s time to play chav or slav:

are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC

[jstorofficial]

slav

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

round two: CHAV or SLAV

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?

[maxofs2d]

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

god this was absolutely my best post

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

need more content like this, thanks

[sub-res]

time for another forgotten classic

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

Man this post makes me drier than the sahara desert

[racistspiderman]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent

[wisdomenlightener]

[dogboynecromancer]

me logging on to this hellsite

[alan-milne]

[toxicyurienthusiast]

freshman vs. senior year

[honestlygarbage-deactivated2020]

tumblr’s definition of “sensitive” is funnier than anything that’s ever been posted on this hellsite

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[hotvampireadjacent]

this post needs to be in the library of congress

[dankmemeuniversity]