heehoo

Howdy! He/Him 32

[jetix]

2026-05-13

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[heavensyesfathermulcahy]

m*a*s*h: “boy, another heat wave, this hot weather is sure somethin’ huh” 

me: WHAT’S THE PRIEST DOING SHOW ME THE PRIEST

m*a*s*h:

me: thank you

[brucespringsteencomments]

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[nikoisme]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[jareckiworld]

Nick Doyle — Perimeter (bleached and collaged denim on panel, 2026)

[jetix]

Sara Hagale, 2023-09-06

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[kosmogrl]

“have you heard that-” no and I do not wish to hear it. thank you #mypeace

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[beesmygod]

hold on

[puncertainty]

continuing traditions

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[the-true-tusk]

What is this thing

[brappypatty]

shoutout to my fellow Ornate Amphipod enjoyers

[bafahy]

The mosaicist

[beejwatch]

funny joke