Professional Dumbass

Asexual | They/Them

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol

[spiralcloudpassage-deactivated2]

things we know:

- there is a dark serpent of malaise and unease that manifests evil in the world

- the serpent wants to eat a grand pearl egg

- the pearl egg cannot be destroyed

- no malice can manifest before the pearl egg

what we need to find out:

- can we reach the pearl egg before the dark serpent

- is sea salt necessary to fry the pearl egg

- will the dark serpent use his thousand blades of hatred attack

[northerlyy]

Eastern Chipmunk (Tamias striatus), taken May 21, 2026, in Georgia, US

A pipsqueak of a chipmunk with an appearance reminiscent of a Q-tip scurrying around beneath the bird feeders, searching for dropped goodies! This chipmunk is one of this spring's babies, and it is ridiculously cute. Nothing should be allowed to be this small and pathetic looking—it's unethical. This animal gives me cuteness aggression, and it grows every time I look at these pictures again!!!

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[fandaniel]

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[diamantefangs]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[dogpuppy]

[snototter]

A pheasant tailed jacana (Hydrophasianus chirurgus) in Asia

by ezchou

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him