Professional Dumbass

Asexual | They/Them

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[nighthamcollege]

[rnismatch]

the write brothers died when one of them flew his personal craft into a grain silo and the other hit the grain silo next to it

[thesecretuncle]

9/11 happens

Wright Bros did it first 🙄

[rnismatch]

you know something crazy is i didnt know i had this uncle until just now

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[transfemininomenon]

if moogles were real id make one smoke cigarettes until it died

[kaybebog]

Moogles already have one addiction and they’re sticking to it

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[oxypill]

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

[gardenxkisses]

Wait is he saying that or is she