mysterious and precise

ala, actual adult. been here forever.

[digitalhitchhiker]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[endreal]

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

[endreal]

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

[hypokeimena]

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[rei-ismyname]

Honestly I find it hilarious how deranged the OOP position is, and kinda love that every response I've seen has been speculation about the best/easiest way to destroy/invade their wack little fortress.

[jaebird88]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[drakthug]

[thishasgonehorribly]

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

[copperbadge]

Went outside in Chicago just now and the air quality is "chewable".

[lainnielaps]

people starting to ask about the pwhl schedule, have u met the pwhl? we're getting that schedule a good 1 week before the season starts if we're lucky

[teslatricity]

how many f+tm songs is too many to have on a ship playlist, question.

[ferrific]

All ship playlists should have at least one (and if you can’t find one then reexamine your ship). There is no upper limit.

[crabussy]

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

[crabussy]

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

[crabussy]

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[mariacallous]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[lost-my-gender-in-the-war]

I googled it because I don’t play wordle but my dad does

His streak is more than 900

I fear for him

[lost-my-gender-in-the-war]

The number is specifically 911. This feels… fitting.

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate