Glamorous but Deranged

Just a 30 something bi girl I spend a lot of time reading and journaling. I've never been chill about a single thing in my entire life.

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[glamorousbutalsoderanged]

Sex is great and everything, but have you ever been to a shopping center that has both a Trader Joe’s and a Costco?

[greghousebignaturals]

I must not self-doubt. Self-doubt is the mind-killer. Self-doubt is the little death that brings total obliteration to the writer. I will face my self-doubt. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when its gone past I will turn the inner eye to see the path my yaoi shall take. When the fear is gone there will be my creation. Only my vision will remain.

[evedenic]

no one but mike directly mentioned el in the epilogue or mourned her, not even a nudge to her in dustin’s valedictorian speech. if i were mike and everyone else was giggling except me and my girlfriend i would have blown hawkins up

[glamorousbutalsoderanged]

I'm honestly so pissed off by Mike Wheeler's ending. I've seen plenty of stuff about Eleven's death and how that didn't need to happen at all and I agree with every bit of it. But as a writer, Mike's ending was also bullshit. It was like, "it's okay buddy, you don't need love, you have ✨creativity✨ You're gonna spend too much time writing to need a relationship. You can just imagine the love of your life got a good ending. You can just forever be an outsider watching the people around you be happy :) " Like get out of here.

[livingasaghost]

genuinely i do think it's crazy how this show hit every single mark for no reason other than pure love of the game. like this wasn't a money grab and it didn't think it would be a big success, jacob just read a book he enjoyed and thought huh i think that would be a cool thing to make into a tv show. and then he brought on hudson and connor and they're fresh and passionate and not bogged down by the industry yet and they instantly became best friends and wanted to just have fun bringing these characters to life. and they didn't have a huge budget but they did the most with what they had and everybody took the show seriously and everybody took the book seriously. the cinematographer worked his magic. the music supervisor managed to snag a well-known queer hit and an up and coming new release and old school gems that have been around since the 2000s. it's canadian to the core, built from the ground up. it takes russians and the russian language seriously. it uses sex in such a specific, meaningful way that almost no other show has done thus far, and especially not in a queer context like this. they interlaced every episode with callbacks and parallelism and self-references. they didn't take themselves too seriously. they took everything so seriously. there is love and care baked into the core of this show and it's deeply queer and it doesn't shy away from the horrors of toxic masculinity and hockey culture but it is also, always, a story of joy and love and happiness. and on top of everything, it's almost word for word, the original source material from the book.

like damn it's no wonder this thing has made us all insufferable and become a huge fucking success! so few productions in hollywood are doing it like this!!!

[hawkogurl]

Alright I’ll bite. Whats the first song on your Spotify wrapped/Apple Music replay made by a band with under 100k monthly listeners.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[glamorousbutalsoderanged]

I think the most patriotic thing about me might be my undying love for Sonic Drive In 🦅💙

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[aurumacadicus]

"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

[captainclickycat]

"Did you know people are getting scared when they read your horror stories?? Did you know that people are laughing when they read your comedy stories?? Isn't that gross? Aren't you scandalised??"

[glamorousbutalsoderanged]

you know, if I had a nickel for every fandom I was in where the lead was regularly referred to / portrayed as a rodent, I would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.