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vanya • they/them • 26 • nyc • 18+

[thedickcavettshow]

What exactly do you find relatable about the movie Eraserhead?

That happened to me

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

This ones gotta cook for a while its gonna be fire as hell

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[doctorcurdlejr]

"Riverdale cringe comp" "Riverdale being unintentionally crazy for 15 minutes" "30 minutes of Riverdale's bad writing" you have collected a series of successful jokes from the television show Riverdale. This is like saying Shakespeare didn't realize he was writing dick jokes.

[holymilkglass]

Nintendogs

[anthonysperkins]

Army of Lovers or Revolt of the Perverts (1979) dir. Rosa von Praunheim

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[shittysawtraps]

Hello Frank.

You’ve been an accountant for the past 26 years. In front of you is – oh god dammit, I just thought of a wayyyy better trap that I should given you instead. …You know what? Screw it, I’m gonna make it for you. Hope you don’t mind waiting a little longer, it’ll be totally worth it, I promise. Alright, reapplying the anesthetic now. See you on the other side, Frank.

[forensiccountermeasures]

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

[memorycycle]

they should invent a cogwheel whose spokes fit perfectly between the nooks of my spine so that u can roll it down my back and perfectly rip my spine out of my body with the ease similar to opening a sardine can lid

[gooeykit]

could we get a visual?

[memorycycle]

i thought u would never ask

[savethelifeofmychild]

[mypoorcanary]

dealer: this strain is called fizzle rock. like from riverdale

me: whatever riverdale was mid anyway

me 2 minutes later, pacing in circles: archie andrews is the exploration of stereotypical american masculinity and sexuality he is a subversion of the all american boy cliche much like laura palmer was a subversion of the perfect prom queen they are two sides of the same coin like how laura and donna were lovers so too are archie and jughead

the kj apa tulpa in the corner of my living room:

[riverdaleheritageposting]

Riverdale Heritage Post

[glassofjuice666]

dyed my eyebrows back to brown and my mustache darker and now i look extremely italian

[zytes]

look alive, sunshine

[memeclassheroes]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

AARRRRTGGGGGHFNGNFHDNEHEHEEEEEGEGEGWAHASSSB

[knvsugi]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

hmmm… good point

[only-tiktoks]

[sypon]

I didn’t see this link in the reblogs but I love Mercury and she has a book out called “Safe & Sound: A Renter-Friendly Guide to Home Repair”. She is one of those beautiful souls who love to teach people new skills with compassion and joy, instead of putting down others for not having knowledge about (what others may consider) basic home repairs and DIY.

Mercury Stardust

Mercury Stardust

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]