dolla make me holla

my name is mallory and tbh i just really like pretty people

[balaclavabaklava2-deactivated20]

happy international women's day

[hyyhp2]

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

[bluegrasshole]

this post is rly opening my eyes to the fact that some people have no culture…. tagging this with #ketchup and #chicken … how unironically sad

[kaidanalenkogf]

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

[prokopetz]

Just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

[ceekari]

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

[curlicuecal]

haunted by the ghost of my carbon monoxide dectector

[insomniac-arrest]

ACTUALLY being silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

[sickfake]

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

[madeleinefunn]

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

[faronnorth]

microdosing on the entire breadth of human emotion by watching olympic figure skating

[bakwaaas]

these days I make typos and press send anyway, it is what it is

[even-in-arcadia]

today in defenses of boromir that no one asked for: tired of reading that boromir’s death was in vain because he failed to save merry & pippin from the uruk-hai.  the fact that this clearly important warrior was willing to die to protect those two is what convinced the urukhai that they had indeed captured the halfing who carried whatever important thing saruman wanted.  they took the hobbits to isengard (to isengard gard) because they thought they had the right ones!  boromir didn’t succeed in preventing their capture but he did in fact keep them alive by making them seem valuable.  furthermore, he actually also saves frodo in this way: because the orcs and uruk-hai think they have what they came for, they stop looking and turn back: if they had not, they might have ultimately found and captured frodo or at least raised the alarm that a hobbit with an Important Thing was on the loose, setting others searching.  which is the very heart of tolkien’s worldview - that you do the right thing because it is right, and doing the right thing is never in vain. 

to conclude this essay boromir died a hero and saved not just merry and pippin but also frodo and sam. 

[even-in-arcadia]

some excellent additions in the tags here @erynalasse & @manta-ray-parade

[rcmclachlan]

[bloodstonegoth]

btw for a price of an NFT you could just commission an actual artist and get a beautiful illustrated piece made to your exact liking, it can even have huge boobs on it too

[librius]

from @rubybelladonna

[moveslikekeithrichards]

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

[funnytwittertweets]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

finally the perfect tattoo

[gaewaren-deactivated20250521]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

HOOoWoW!!

[jumpin-jahoosaphats]

Bald white bitch (affectionate)

[velvetacademia-deactivated20210]

BEE DAGGER !!

[helloitsbees]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Find this shit in the blackbriar meadery