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(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....
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nobody numa numas like they used to
(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....
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inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
what's "your" shakespeare play?
hamlet
macbeth
the tempest
merchant of venice
midsummer night's dream
twelfth night
richard iii
othello
julius caesar
king lear
another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)
i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag
i'm gonna punch a wall
joanne rowling needs to put her pussy (and preferably the rest of herself) in the incinerator because i am fucking sick of magic school AUs that are clearly based on her school of transphobia and public shaming
i hope the kid who plays harry potter in the disgusting (only disgusting because why was it even done in the first place) hbo reboot identifies as trans and decides to transition, putting her entire anti-trans legacy in flames
"but the kid will be traumatized!" no i want joanne to suffer just like elon musk is suffering the humiliation of having an openly trans daughter (ily vivian wilson)
and it's not like a media franchise hasn't attempted to accommodate an actor's public gender transition. the umbrella academy did it for elliot page, but that could be because gerard way isn't exactly cis
all of this is to say "joanne rowling is disgusting and instead of supporting her or the harry potter franchise (because july 31 was her and harry's birthday) go fund organizations that help trans folks!! especially in the UK!!"
more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days
trans women who "don't mind topping" or are "fine with having a penis I guess" take my hand
swag if you genuinely enjoy these things but it's staggering the number of trans women I've known who feel this way and eventually realize they need bottom surgery more than they realized. take my hand it will be ok I will still love you
it's scary to go against what people expect from you, and it's scary to accept that you want to summit what seems like an insurmountable mountain but it's ok. I love you. I know you can do it. I can't wait to see the glowing smile on your face
"What did JK Rowling even do?" An overview
JKR has been openly transphobic since 2020, and in that time she has said and done many things that traditional newspapers were a bit frisky about reporting. So I thought it might be useful to compile some of those things, either for people who haven't been following the situation closely and want a recap (strap in...), or for those who are trying to explain to their peers why they're boycotting HP and need specific talking points and sources. (Though I would remind you that none of this will convince someone who's also transphobic.)
i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something
nah paris hilton's evil gay wario is london tipton from the suite life of zack and cody
Title: ハルカス300×名探偵コナン 衝空の晴天台 | Harukas300 x Detective Conan Observation Deck Source: Harukas 300 Posted: June 2026
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please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going
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For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.
"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."
Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.
"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."
So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--
OP gives the source for the book in the comments:
581 p. : 28 cm