An Idiot, Apparently

Australian (except when New Zealand is winning the rugby), mostly fandom shitposting. Don’t expect consistency.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[marsapartment]

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

[magnetoeisenhardt]

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

[libraryoftheancients]

Robin would just have Heelys

[kitzatara]

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

[damianwaynerocks]

THE GIF

[wizardpepsi]

i just came upon some very good information

6969 cool st is a real place, and its located in weedsport

[sistertaxon]

IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

[ascandalinthepolicebox]

donna lynne champlin deserved an emmy for this scene

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

SBE - stupid bitch energy

[997]

FINALLY some representativity

[xidareyoutolovemex]

representativity

[lolwtfmemes]

[intensional]

lorde writing ribs when she was 16

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

[heywriters]

Humor Among Siblings: Two Moods

1. We're all being very witty right now, but we're immune to each other's wit so we forget to laugh

2. Nothing we're saying is actually funny at all, yet we've been laughing for two hours straight

[hurricaneclouds]

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

[writhe]

i think we need to stop focusing on telling little girls they need to be “empowered” & instead teach them about chaotic mirth, hijinks, & becoming complete rascals

[quietlikeacandle-deactivated202]

[trylonandperisphere]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i mean... that actually made me feel better lol

[weloveshortvideos]

Firehose vs Flamethrower

[ricp]

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

[tittymalaysia-blog]

#katara vs azula (via @xactodreams)

[chickenfarmersan]

[gravegospel]

[literal-ghost]

It is near 3 in the god damned morning and I am losing my mind.

who keeps making these weirdly specific videos of cans of junk food exploding in lava while circus music plays in the background?

[meladoodle]

If jacindas press conferences were held on tik tok