Glittered Unicorn Lava

I love pizza and Bellamy Blake

[thememedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[singingsh0wtunes]

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

[1eos]

alright somebody add the 'you can excuse racism?' meme

[rubyapologism]

[christopher-bryant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[podencos]

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[bassiter]

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Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra except playing on vinyl while you cook up some potions on a stormy night. Meanwhile our very needy cat keeps trying to trip you as you walk back and forth between your ingredients cabinet and your cauldron, which is dangling over an open fire.

[dantiloquent]

david and patrick are the enemies to friends to lovers trope except they were only enemies for 2 hours and david was the only one who thought they were enemies thanks for coming to my ted talk

[projektrevenge]

#patrick: *perfectly polite conversation* #david: some GUY basically told me my BUSINESS is a FAILURE??????????

[dantiloquent]

patrick: i’m just gonna ask you these questions on the form you have to fill out it’s my job david: who the fuck is this guy? who the fuck does he think he is?

[projektrevenge]

#patrick: what’s your business plan?

#david: so i was the VICTIM of a HATE CRIME???????

#stevie: i have never met this man but i am almost certain that is not what happened

[glittered-unicorn-lava]

I think my account was hacked, I haven’t been on here in months 😂😳🙈🙊😜

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“pale creatures with bulging eyes hide in the cornfields” “don’t answer when you hear the corn scream” 

BITCH i don’t CARE let’s talk about those fuckin w̷̭̐̎h̸̩̑e̵͙̹̕a̴̻̬̍͛t̴̨̡̧̺͈͚̟̯͓͉̳̺̠̺̮͉̟͙̞̖͉̥̖̦̝͎͕̥̳̂̌̈́̊͜͝ͅ f̴̧̡̛͖̼͕̳͔̬͍̗̗̳̍̆̍̚ḯ̵̱̯̦̪͜͝e̵̢̛̼̟̻̹͇̹̮̩͂̿͂̐̊̍̔̌͠ͅl̸̡̨̡̘̟̬̝̤̙̺̮̘̏̂ḑ̷̨͙̠̳̖̘͚͈̼̺̹͔̰̙̥̱̰̬͕͍̳̥̩̼̯͖̪̯̳̫̦̯͈̟͇̦͎̦̲̗̯̩̱̈́͋̃̾̋̍͂̈́̌̔̓͐̆̎̉̑͒̈̅̀̑͂̅̚͜͝ͅṣ̵̨̢̧̨̨̨̡̧̛̛̛̞̦̹̤̝̩̠̺̘͍̦͚̖̞͎̪̪͕̝̻̮̱͇̯̟̪̬̠̯̣͇͖̜̱̙̣̣̝̳̱̠̟̮̺̬̣͈̦̺͈͕̐̓̽̄͒̑̂̂̒̑̀̇͗̍̆͗̊͌̄͊̇̀̋͒̿̓́͋̋̅̃̐̂́̈́͌̊̀̌̿̄̏̃̍͋̒̉̿͗̇̇̈̋̇͛̂̂̑̑̅̅͛͒̑̂͑̿͐̋̄̈́̋́̍́͊̐͌̃̄͑̂̾͋̈́̽͌͊͑̾̓̾̓̈́̓͋̒͛͛̈́̿̋̊̉̐̄̅͒̅̒̄̉̉̑̀̔̕̕̕͘̕͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ

[antique-scarecrow]

this post is literally leaking

[forcountrygirls-blog]

[shmackles]

[2seeitall]

Marble throne chairs at the ancient theater of Oropos (Amphiareion archaeological site), Attica, Greece  

[ginger-ale-official]

If I’m ever super rich i will give all of my money to charity EXCEPT however much one of these babies runs for so I can put it in my one bedroom apartment

[bisexualbellamyblakeinjail]

[valtsv]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

[stimman4000]

[3wordoffice]

Hamilton (2020)