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More commissioned bees! (C.B)(8.16.18)
thi s one wins
making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards
What did I just read
the truth
I love fanatics.
i diagnose u with small dick energy
‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.
This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!
I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself
Choose your fighter
Catton House by Arthur Erickson (with Geoffrey Massey), 1967. Photo by John Fulker.
*does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest*
OSHA compliant magical girl
Animal Crossing New Horizons (2020)
guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -
me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Knives Out (2019)
Me plotting a story
jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh
hey guys i’m so sorry
i made this for a powerpoint party but the rest of the world needs to see it
Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.
nothing more offensive than the list of group chats the tumblr algorithm thinks will interest me
whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?
i may be stupid