I Love Glorfindel

Tolkien side blog so I don’t clutter up the quotes blog • I run @incorrectdarklords • Professional Glorfindel simp • Angbang, glorthelion, glorestor are my main ships • Mairon, 20, he/they • twitter and discord rper. if you know my accounts, then congratulations I guess????

[glorfindels-hair]

Me writing my story and realizing the first 3 chapters are lore dumps before getting into the actual story: O fuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xirinnyofalesildorah]

No, I wasn't freaking normal. I used to carry a special notebook to school and I would write in it every time there was downtime and when I got home, the only thing I looked forward to was finishing my story. In hindsight, it wasn't really bad or cringey. The core idea of the story was good...but a nine year old wrote it...so..

[glorfindels-hair]

I did the same thing and I’m now actually writing it.

I encourage you: revamp that shit, you can do it. I believe in you.

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Friend: Wow, the Silmarillion seems like such a refined and educated fandom, tell me, what OTPs do you guys have?

Me, thinking about MilkerXCrablor: …Russingon

[glorfinyeet]

Milker x Crablor x Squid Galad, the OG triad

[i-am-darth-feanor]

I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS A THING SUCH AS SQUID GALAD

Please, enlighten me!

[sauronnaise-deactivated20260515]

I once drew Squid Galad, but can’t find him anymore neither on this blog neither in my files; if someone has him, please let me know, I was proud of this little chap.

[fantasychica37]

still better than Morgurt

[i-am-darth-feanor]

THERE’S SUCH A THING AS MORGURT???

Please, I must know.

[fantasychica37]

Someone else explain, if it is what I think it is I refuse to (it basically has to do with people joking about Morgoth torturing elves)

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Wat

I thought it was a ship name for Morgoth and yogurt???

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

I…I love this fandom 

[erosofthepen]

Me who’s read the Silmarillion but doesn’t have enough brain capacity or time to remember all the characters traits atm:

[i-am-darth-feanor]

But what is Morgurt please someone enlighten me.

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

PLEASE ERU! GIVE US ANSWERS! 

[procrastinationonvacation]

dont know what morgurt is but…

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Y E S

[fantasychica37]

Oh god I guess this is why you don’t make fun of things you don’t like because then you have to explain it… @cerulean-shark I think you were one of the participants who could explain it better, you’re the only one I can think of? But basically… if you get grossed out easily or are worried about the trigger warnings in the tags stop reading now… but as far as I understand (I want to make it clear that I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS AND ONLY KNEW ABOUT IT THROUGH TUMBLR), there was this whole thing on an Angbang discord about imaginative ways Morgoth tortures people usually with sex/rape involved, and someone was asking what they feed the prisoners, and someone else brought up that yogurt has all the nutrients humans need to survive, and so “Morgurt” is a portmanteau of the words “Morgoth” and “yogurt”, but please put the pieces together and don’t make me actually say it (“Maiannaise” was a variant of this, but Sauron instead of Morgoth)

@procrastinationonvacation @i-am-darth-feanor

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Oh…

Oh goodness…

Thanks for telling us this, imma not use that name.

[fantasychica37]

I’m sorry, I knew I shouldn’t have told anyone - I do love Milker with yogurt Silmarils though and hope that becomes the next meme!!!

[i-am-darth-feanor]

YOGURT SILMARILLLLS

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

I mean, the Silm does say that no one knew what material Fëanor used to make the Silmarils, right?

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Y E S @procrastinationonvacation​ 

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Hot take: it was chocolate-flavored yogurt and no one likes chocolate yogurt (credited to @fantasychica37)

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

This just keeps getting better

[i-am-darth-feanor]

What do we have so far? A derp picture of Melkor, the High King of the Noldor is a squid, a Feanorian is a crab, Silmarils are actually chocolate yogurt, and an NSFW Morgoth that we don’t talk about?

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

and now Goatmog XD

…I wanna add more

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Yas same but I cannot think of puns for the life of me

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Failnor 😂

[procrastinationonvacation]

i am here to cause problems and make you wish you never met me:

[fantasychica37]

Unfortunately mid-2010s Silm fandom has their own answer as to what the Silmarils are made of (he laid them like eggs and also had sex with Manwe I think????) but all of this yes

[i-am-darth-feanor]

@fantasychica37 Oh Iluvatar-

WTF people are crazy

Also for the Failnor part… we literally don’t need fanart, Feanor failed at everything.

Wel, in the long run.

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Fëanor did fail at most things therefore he is Failnor 😂

And imma just ignore the part about silmaril eggs cause that’s weird

[i-am-darth-feanor]

May I present:

Fingolfing

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

gUeSs tHe ChaRacTeR 

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Finarfin- I am dying-

BRAINCELLS I NEED BRAINCELLS

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

We all need braincells 😂

[witch-craft-deactivated20211011]

I remember the time I confused Ulmo with Elmo and I think about it till this day

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Thank you Nike for that wonderous idea!!

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

@upside-down-person​ 🤣 

[feanorwasafool]

Y’all gone hate me

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Ellie, that is a MASTERPIECE! 

[i-am-darth-feanor]

I present to you all:

the Drillmaril.

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Ahahaha I love it

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Behold:

Maedhrose

[witch-craft-deactivated20211011]

[i-am-darth-feanor]

bRILLIANT

[glorfindels-hair]

This only gets better

[glorfindels-hair]

Oh, 140 followers??? I’m so sorry . I’m SO sorry

[glorfindels-hair]

Sorry for my inactivity. Evillious and SCP have called me back, it seems.

[glorfindels-hair]

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This picrew is so much fun! You can design yourself and your best friend!

Me on left, him on right 💫

Non-obligatory tag: @burning-quesadilla @elvish-sky @a-dragon-under-the-stars

[slumbering-lore]

That's @your-favourite-skittles on the left and me on the right.

Tagging @your-favourite-skittles @callonpeevesie @xirinofarvada @burning-quesadilla @an-adventureland

[xirinofreblogs]

MAI!!!! @glorfindels-hair look. Idk why you look like a vampire in the one but it was either that or I made you yellow..which would be very inaccurate. And if there were more colour choices for the clothes, I would have given you red :D. Also no, I don't remember your eye colour but also there was no other brown-ish colour, which I think would be accurate. Also, ginger hair cause you're MaiMai.

TAGGING: no idea. Uh.. if you want to do this.. you can happily proclaim yourself as Lyssa-tagged.

[glorfindels-hair]

:0

[glorfindels-hair]

Sorry for the inactivity. I’m going back to work.

[glorfindels-hair]

Idk bro I’m playing around w artbreeder

[glorfindels-hair]

Mairon: God, give me patience.

Môrhel: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Mairon: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[glorfindels-hair]

Môrhel: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

[glorfindels-hair]

Im gonna slowly introduce y’all to my ocs via incorrect quotes

[xirinnyofalesildorah]

Alright! Môrhel Melkoriel for my dear @glorfindels-hair (I had to decide which one of your many blogs I was going to tag ensksm!) Thanks for letting me draw Môrhel, she's one of my most beloved original characters and DAMN is she cool.

Thank you to @99centsoda For the expression sheet I used for this.

[glorfindels-hair]

Môrhel Melkoriel is my oc. she’s the daughter of Melkor and Sauron created in an experiment. She’s like...... how do i put it. Chaotic neutral ??? 

Her design is based on Eris from Sinbad

[sae-what]

A game for mutuals.

I’m gonna do this on a separate post bc the original one was getting too long

Rules: Tag 4 mutuals and ask one question.

Tagged by: @ladyofthenoodle Thanks for the tag Noodles <3

Question asked was: What’s your favorite way to eat noodles?? 

My answer: I usually eat ramen noodles, just straight from the styrofoam cup after I pour hot water in it. It’s just so I can drink the rest of the soup in it more easily lmao

Here’s my question for my mutuals: What was your favorite place to go to for family vacations? If you don’t have any, then what’s a place that you’ve always wanted to visit?

Mutuals: @fictionalinfinity @silveryeet  @julesyisamoofin @apopcornkernel

[apopcornkernel]

@sae-what tysm for the tag <3

my answer: taiwan!! it’s close to where i live so I’ve been there several times, and each time was amazing!!! (i was actually supposed to go there again for a study tour hosted by the school but… covid…. 😐)

question i’d like to ask my mutuals: what’s your favorite video game?

tagging @thatanonwiththeoc @sukker-sugar @theladyfae @hanaasbananas @theanxiouscupcake !

[queerthalia]

thanks for the tag poppy :D

my answer: minecraft by a longshot. the block game do be goin brr doe

question: what’s made you laugh the hardest this year?

(no pressure) tagging @nickalicious @queer-cosette and anyone else (:

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

thanks for the tag bro! :D

my answer: oh man, probably all my friends, y'all r hilarious

my question: what’s ur favourite colour(s)???

tagging: @maebhsnoop24 @im-not-fine @nyxie75 @pamesjatterson (no pressure)

[pamesjatterson]

My favorite colors are cheetah print, red, and cyan!!

My question: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

@seaurchns @drsunshineistrans @starkidding-around (only if you wanna tho)

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

dragon hands down

my question is what’s your hype song

@oh-were-califormia @poshpeppersue @theinsanelylogical

[thelongtetheredknight]

hmmm i mean it changes from time to time but good lady, touch me, pooch and amy, the killing and the key is are very hype songs for me

my question is what is one random object you are emotionally attached to

@lady-ivie-iv @starship-ranger-bug @i-sold-my-soul-to-kaamelott if you want to :) 

[any7a]

Thanks for the tag!! I’m emotionally attached to a lot of objects, but old books and music sheets are my favourites akdjdjsjd.

My question is if you could dye your hair any colour what would it be??

Tagging @sidecast-reblogs @moonlight22oa @akitchenwenchforever @kit-kat-24601 @fairest-of-them-all and anyone else that wants to do it!!

[sidecast-main]

Awh yea man, probably moss green or just bleach that one part ive been wanting to for ages

My question: what is a comfort food for you?

@severely-nearsighted @cc-spicka @gn-sweetprince @crystalrainwing

[crystalrainwing]

ooh fun! uhh i guess like sourdough bread with just butter or uncooked ramen noodles!

my question: what message would you put in a bottle and put into the ocean if you knew it would reach someone eventually?

@littlemx-perfect @writer-reader-traveller @sunflowrly

[gravity-lifts]

Oh cool!! I don’t know what I’d say really, it depends on who it’d reach, but I think I would probably just say that I hope they have a nice day and that they’re really cool and wonderful

My question: What’s your favourite place you’ve ever been?

@much-brighter-ink @lostnfinding @just-another-thespian @i-don-t-even-care

[lostnfinding]

denmark, for sure :)

my question: favourite animated movie?

@soft-words-and-things @send-me-a-puffalope @kwermaid28 @thenameisnoone

[chaosmomther]

This is hard, I love animations, but I would have to go with How to Train Your Dragon. :D

My question: are you an introvert or an extrovert (no ambiverts, choose whichever one you lean more towards :D )

@bunnyranger761 @questioninganon1 @letsgoravendors @katschoker

[letsgoravendors]

Introvert, I’m a 100% pure bred introvert thank you very much lmao

And my question is: what’s one song you never get tried of listening to?

@stepinsideluv @cimanon @songbirdss26 @parrlyn-and-neurodivergent-six

[stepinsideluv]

Wouldn’t be a question about a song without me mentioning rent, that song would be another day 8)

My question is: Favorite hot drink? Or if you prefer cold, favorite cold drink?

@waterloobasin @dontloseurloren @jessi-khoward-a3 @djts-arts

[waterloobasin]

ooooo call me basic but im going to have to say sprite or a soda like that. im never allowed to have it so when i do i cherish it

my question: what was the first stuffed animal you had and its name?

@churchofmillieoconnell @include-women-in-the-sequel-work @moni03127 @thenicestnonbinary

[to-the-world-we-dream-about]

a brown bear, shes called lana :D

my question: what is your favourite subject you study/have studied, and why?

tagging: @citrus-circuss @godurpretty @walking-panicattack @firerose @lilacmoonbeams @disney-drain-cleaner @itstiger720 @noimaveronica101 @san-shui and anyone else who wants to do it <333

[lilac-is-blue-deactivated202604]

My favourite subject is Art because I feel like there is a lot less pressure than in other classes, so I find it easier to do ( idk if that makes any sense) .

My question: What’s your favourite animal?

@cirishere @spenser14176 @cimanon @eurieisfinallyhere (only if you want to)

[cryingrainbowsandrocksongs-deac]

Question: What’s your favourite animal

Dogs, or snakes. They’re both awesome!

My question: what was your last encounter with déjà vu?

@somerockatthebottomofthepool, @green-is-a-creative-color, @heckinsnekboi, @snazzy-snake, @thygaychild (if you want to)

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

déjà vu happens a lot but the last time was like an hour ago when I was talking about dreams

My question is what’s your fav instrument

@saschagemruler @green-is-a-creative-color @mousefangs @alienlamp @bronzetomatoes @luminesnake

[crownquill]

saxophone lmao but im bias

question: What is your favorite halloween costume that you’ve had [or do you celebrate halloween at all]

@diogenescynic2288 @rainbowsnowflake @thevillageidiot @kryptic-krab @eat-the-door-to-the-v0id

[sparrownnax]

hmm, probably my Robin Hood costume the one year (I absolutely adore Halloween hskdjd)

question: do you prefer looking at mountains or plains (if you haven’t visited any, just go by pictures you’ve seen lmao)

tagging @bwillder @johnnythedunsparce @gayidioot @o-mmries

[gayidioot]

mountains, very pwetty

question: what do you want to do i life?

@emieee @spiders-in-your-favourite-shoes @the-great-cloud-head-whos-pan @book-limerence

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

get out of the country i am stuck in through a good uni and then prolly go to a gay bar, def and then just sign up with a record label ig- question: what do think about when you see the ocean? @just-crab-thoughts-two @cj-productions @someonewhoreadswaaytoomuchfanfic @emieee @lavender-aesthetic-lass @rainbowsnowflake @oh-hey-its-harry-the-carrot-boy @mousefangs @lemonbars-and-fingerguns @/anyone who wants to

[guineapigmaxter]

I think of getting a coke

Is the alphabet in alphabetical order?

@cj-productions @random-scribbles @mysticalsworld @emieee @mayonnaisenasalspray

[onceuponamyst]

Maybe

Favorite character of your favorite movie or show?

@lovegranger11 @sunshineandshadowss @valiantraven @bomoboo

[marry-me-malfoy]

thats hard but… luna from harry potter or joey from friends

what food would you do anything to get more of?

@bakedpoodle @escapistnerd @fangirlingsohardithurts @malfoymanwhore @willsolacefanpage

[lotus-hotel]

I really like s'mores!! It involves being around a campfire with friends and I really miss that

What’s your dream hairstyle?

@damhalfblood @depressedbookworm26 @my-apollo-gies @stanning-reyna

[damhalfblood]

Hm I would love to have blue/purple ends. I might do it one day :)

Favourite song?

@jasxngrxce @apollotalez @simpingforpjo @diangelofangirl @simpingforreynarameriz @user-with-a-name

Sorry for all the tags, I’m bored welp

[gladiiuswrites-deactivated20220]

Thanks for the tag @damhalfblood!

Answer: I umm I don’t actually have a particular favourite song but it’s definitely one by wallows. Maybe pictures of girls or remember when idk.

One place you’d like to visit one day?

@justmemyselfandthefridge

@rosy-drxxmer

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Thanks for the tag @jasxngrxce 🥰

One place I’d like to visit: The Hobbiton set from LotR in New Zealand

Question: If you could live in any fictional world, which one would it be?

@feanorwasafool @crzyprsn42 @sunshinediangelo @usefulenbygay @bookdragonfanish @iwenttomordor

[travelingaroundgalaxies-deactiv]

Thanks for the tag @justmemyselfandthefridge

Answer: Tolkien world! Definitely🤩

Question: what is your favorite sweet?

@eluriel-undomiel @elles-writing @red-riding @unipork22 @deep-space-elf @elvish-sky @entishramblings @moony-artnstuff @mrsmidnight15

[elvish-sky]

Thank you for the tag @iwenttomordor <3!

Answer: ooh i really love Swedish Fish. Also just chocolate of any kind.

Question: Sunset or Sunrise?

@anjhope1 @magestictolkienelves @i-am-darth-feanor @thewhiteladyofrohan @incorrect-lotr-trash @ladylouoflothlorien @bitter-sweet-farmgirl

[i-am-darth-feanor]

Thank you for the tag, @elvish-sky.

Hmmm… Sunrise. I can’t stay up late enough for sunset.

Question: Favorite ‘grey’ character?

@adolin-is-best-boy @bridgefourisgayrights @glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon @glorfindels-hair @wheres-hoid

[glorfindels-hair]

Oh neat,, I got a tag.

Maglor from Silm!!! Love my boy

Question: favorite flower

@xirinofarvada is the only person I’m tagging ngl I know like no one

[glorfindels-hair]

Tried to make Melkor in artbreeder

[glorfindels-hair]

Glorfindel is both the unstoppable object and the unmovable force

[lostsky12345]

Tolkien Male Elves React to WAP

(I’m starting a new series lol. In case ya’ll don’t know what WAP is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs)

Fëanor

Fingolfin

Finarfin

Maedhros

Fingon

Finrod

Glorfindel

Ecthelion

Maglor

Celegorm

Caranthir

Curufin & Ambarussa

Angrod

Aegnor

Turgon

Thranduil

Legolas

[glorfindels-hair]

GLORFINDEL WOULD ABSOLUTELY VIBE W WAP