the peoples prince

cora // they or she // 25 nsfw blog is songbutch

[butchloser]

Lesbians with Christian religious trauma are producing bangers on popular fanfiction website archive of our own at unheard-of rates

[butchloser]

The part of Nona that is Gideon thinks ass jokes are hilarious and that vagina flowers are sexy and that she should kiss her reflection

The part of Nona that is harrow thinks pash is really hot

[elevenbenevolentmammoths]

Paul

INGREDIENTS: Body of Camilla Hect, soul of Camilla Hect, soul of Palamedes Sextus, bones of Palamedes Sextus (pulverized). ALLERGEN INFORMATION: may contain trace amounts of the souls of Ianthe Tridentarius and Naberius Tern.

[butchsaint]

[butchloser]

My close personal friend Gideon nav,

[butchloser]

What the hell was I even saying at 3AM on my Google docs app last night. Gideon the ninth opera. in Italian. what the hell sure

[judithdeuteros]

absolutely fucking raw

[mollyjames]

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

[atriusthewildhound]

Big Brained @procrastinationaccount

[butchloser]

I love romance as much as the next horny ass bitch but some of y’all haven’t had a mutually fulfilling, consistently nurtured, life-enriching friendship with no romantic/sexual urges… and it shows

[butchloser]

My dumbass only just realized alectos eyes (in Jod’s face) are just the solar eclipse…. I may be stupid

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[butchloser]

Anybody wanna go outside and chuck rocks later. I know a good pond

[moleshow]

[butchloser]

one of yall spy x family watchers better write an angsty eternal sunshine of the spotless mind au and post it on the internet where i can read it. I’m not writing it but one of you better do it

post-operation strix, twilight is miserable. he decides to get his mind wiped of anya and yor. send tweet and let it find the right person 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[butchloser]

Gideon barely restraining herself from going full football hooligan at the prospect of watching a really good fight. Harrow of all people judging her for being uncouth. Cav4cav hall of fame

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[butchloser]

thinking about ianthe and harrow sacreligiously indulging each other by using last names, sinning and scrambling for scraps of the pre-canonized selves neither of them thought they would miss. the selves that were tied down by something as ephemeral and ridiculous as filial piety and blood. it’s over and done and we can’t go back and don’t tell god but please just say my name out loud