am i the current king of england?

ACHOO.

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[viviansternwood]

underrated pride and prejudice moments: (10/?)

i.e. is your bff really your bff if he won’t help you rehearse proposing to the love of your life

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

[thebiscuiteternal]

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

[squeeful]

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter) a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas) a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

[awwww-cute]

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

[cornchipz-revival]

copycats?

[vaultedthewall]

Fuck you all I work at a printing press and I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

[yekkes]

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

[yekkes]

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

[yekkes]

Look at these vicious absolute Babies

[shesnake]

Keira Knightley in Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright

[barefootcunttessa]

If you’re ever feeling unappreciated, just remember that “Toxic” and “Oops I Did It Again” both peaked at number 9. Sometimes the world isn’t ready for greatness, but you’re still iconic.

[unaragazzasenzarimpianti]

we met the cutest cat in the world

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[shadow-maven]

Visit Original Link

[radrush]

[wordgirl179]

[cowboyjimkirk]

five times Jim Kirk kept fucking falling and the one time someone finally caught him: a crack fic by me

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[imanes]

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

[ruinedchildhood]

[twelvesangels]

Steven Moffat's savage reply to the negative reactions of the new Doctor. (x)