Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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JVL
@theartofmadeline
NASA
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosmic Funnies
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Fai_Ryy
Today's Document
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Jules of Nature
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@gnomesanctuary
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System
In the 2016 film “La La Land,” Ryan Gosling’s character lowers and raises his head. This is a nod.
lol robots don’t need titties!!
this is the only possible valid response
When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
Difference between a milf and a cougar
Difference between milf and cougar tracks
Difference between milf and cougar growl
How to perform first aid on yourself after milf attack
dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright
Me on antidepressants
who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house
you know, nothing can compare to the feeling you get when the beacons of minas tirith are lit
aragorn: the beacons are lit! gondor calls for aid! theoden: and rohan will answer. me:
will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions
Said the Baudelaire children.
In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.
op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)
they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”
people forget that first thing yoda did when he met luke was go thru his shit and immediately start eating a hot dog from lukes lunchbox
HELLO?
The more we’re advancing in this timeline the less fucks AOC is giving and I’m endlessly here for it
Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills
Me: I’m the alive version of me
An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”
Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic
They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”
Me: “So?”
Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!
Thanks to the pills.
