pan troglodyte

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[baby-prophet]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Your vagina is average]

[thyrell]

[everythingfox]

Baby chameleons

[grox]

[southfarthing]

the lord of the rings is so honest. so raw. so sincere. so unabashedly from the heart. no snide fourth wall jokes, no attempts to alleviate the heaviness. it is is wholeheartedly earnest in its dedication to portraying hope and love and faith and loyalty and courage, and that is what makes it feel like home to so many of us. it's true to itself. it doesn't pretend to be cool and care less. it cares, a lot, and that is a rare, beautiful thing. it warms our hearts to care for a piece of fiction that was made to care about and be cared about

[hollowtones]

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

[parasect]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[soupwife]

That TikTok text-to-speech voice is astoundingly awful. Coworker who tattles on you to the boss vibes. Oblivious girl talking too loud on the phone on a hot, crowded bus. Its crazy to me that they engineered the worst sound on earth and people keep using it to completely ruin cute videos of their cat

[soupwife]

That TikTok text-to-speech voice is astoundingly awful. Coworker who tattles on you to the boss vibes. Oblivious girl talking too loud on the phone on a hot, crowded bus. Its crazy to me that they engineered the worst sound on earth and people keep using it to completely ruin cute videos of their cat

[midnightcthulhu]

[rintezukas]

People who make this type of shit understand this world. Sorry for leaving a comment like this op and i hope i am not being obnoxious but i want you to know that you have done a good thing and that your work has, however briefly, lessened the heaviness of life on a fellow human’s shoulders

[suazu]

[squeakitties]

thinking about the 37 medieval diseases this century-old loose candy dispenser is probably harboring

[jermafireman]

I think jerma would really thrive as a medieval peasant like not even as a jester I mean jerma as some serf field worker would be having a great time getting strong of farm work then just hanging out slinging jokes making the whole tavern chortle enjoying the natural beauty of the world. Like tell me im wrong...

what even makes you think about shit like this ?

[vergak]

Police ask you if you recognize a sketch of a suspect, when you say no they pull out a sketch of the same guy but this time he's sucking himself off.

[duncebento]

you recognize him this time

[ursiday]

artistic rendition of how my cat just looked at me after being awoken suddenly

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[ezmads]

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post